Hes fired 😤
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Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.
Someone must attend his funeral and blast this song from a boom box John Cusack style during the procession
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I visited the Wikipedia article on Henry Kissinger, and I noticed this sentence:
In contrast, Kissinger is an immensely beloved figure within China, with China News Service describing him in his obituary as someone "who had a sharp vision and a thorough understanding of world affairs".[11][12]
What's the deal with that?
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Best way to wake up is finding out this fucker is dead
Great way to start a day
I'm giving you all the day off work tomorrow. If your boss gives you any shit tell them that Capitalism's Horchata is broken and now we can beat them with the wizard broom until and they can't stop us.
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Logging in to say:
- rest in piss
- fuck you Henry
Thanks!
I was here
And just like that, the world got a little bit better
At last Hell has reclaimed one of its greatest arch-devils.
Damn it feelsngood to wake up to this news
Hell yeah 
Finally it's not a fake or a bit
Who won the death tontine?
Merry Kissmas everyone
One of the last things he did was tell Germany they have too many immigrants.
Eat shit in hell bozo.
100 years too late, but rest in piss nevertheless.
now Bush.
ABOUT FUCKING TIME
It's not over. They still have to destroy his phylactery or he'll respawn in 2d4 days.
rot bitch
Rest in piss bozo
@CARCOSA@hexbear.net this post must stay pinned until we beat the upvote number of post 52, per cummunist's demands. https://hexbear.net/post/52
The post that announces the death of Henry Alfred Kissinger better overtake this one as the most upvoted post.
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Surprised CNN isn't wall to wall coverage over this, in any case lmao good.
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May the VolCel police forgive me
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the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry
It finally happened, today is a good day
The only response from my group chat was: "But isn’t it kind of hard to be jubilant when the bad guy lived to 100? We should all hope to be so lucky."
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IM SO FUCKSIN DRUNK OVER THE NEWS
and I wasn't going to touch myself today.
