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submitted 11 months ago by hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I committed it, but I didn't push

[–] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And now Bob next door pushes his shit first and you have an extra hour fixing conflicts.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Fucking Stephen did that the other week. YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BIFURCATE THAT CONFIG FILE, STEPHEN.

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Man fuck that, if I'm in a coma work can suck my dick

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

probably having some sick ass dreams and not having to work

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 11 months ago

..dreaming of all tests passing

[–] erayerdin@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

This is the guy who has 10 years experience on a 1 year old framework.