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[–] BeefPiano@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago

OP, is everything ok at home?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I am, but you don't have it down in the states?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago (7 children)

I'm Canadian too. Here's the absolutely batshit thing. They do have it down in the states but they don't call it Kraft Dinner. To them it's just "Kraft Mac & Cheese". Their boxes just say Macaroni and Cheese with a Kraft brand on top of it. They actually have to distinguish between boxed and baked mac and cheese...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This.

This right here, is what is wrong with America

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As an American, I can say this is the least of our problems.

[–] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The mindset of “this kind of works for us, don’t change it, even if what you have is better” is at the root of most issues with America. Healthcare or Kraft Dinner, American Exceptionalism is damaging.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Excuse me but our health care doesn’t even kinda work for us. It’s a full on disaster. The duct tape (Obamacare) is helping but before that if you lost your job after you had cancer nobody would ever insure any cancer treatments for you again.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We should’ve lost the Revolution.

[–] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Slavery would have been abolished 32 years earlier, and we would have had a Parliamentary system. Canada did it right.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Here's a really crazy thing that we do: have Mac & cheese made by someone other than Kraft. It actually is exceptional.

[–] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I agree, baked Mac n Cheese reigns supreme

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Could not agree more, my friend.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

It's because, unlike y'all, we sometimes eat things other than mac & cheese for dinner.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Baked? I guess you can do it that way, but generally not how it's done in the lower 48. Just boiled and cheesed.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It depends on how much your parents love you

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

Whatever man, my dad is just out getting cigarettes. He's coming back.

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We sometimes got chopped hotdogs in ours. True love.

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

We got ground beef once. Life hasn't peaked that high since.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Nobody calls it Kraft Mac and cheese. It’s just Mac and cheese. I love that you can’t fathom the lack of “Kraft” at the beginning though. Also many of us never buy that shitty ass boxed stuff. We just boil macaroni noodles and add cheese sauce. Wild, I know.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Cheese sauce

Your country is place of sin

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Butter flour milk and cheddar cheese in a pan makes the most delicious cheese sauce ever. If that’s sinful then send me to hell because it’s fucking delicious

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure the French invented that hundreds of years ago, not the US

So yeah I'd agree tbh

(Cheese sauce is melted cheese, flour, and milk over heat, you're likely thinking of canned cheese or Velveeta)

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
  • Roux: flour + oil/butter
  • Bechamel: milk + roux
  • Mornay sauce: cheese + bechamel
[–] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

It’s just blue box to me.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

It’s the early adopter problem. We invented both things so didn’t really have room to distinguish. So it’s lazy Mac and cheese vs bar Mac and cheese vs honey did you really need to buy three cheeses and make a full ass brick roux Mac and cheese

[–] Ohi@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

If the argument is which country has a better name for it, we Americans are calling it what it is, Kraft's Mac & Cheese. It's also served as a side dish a lot of the times, so calling it a "Dinner" implies it's used as the main course.

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

I went to Columbus a few years ago and I was surprised how every restaurant I went no matter if it was a hole in the wall or a fine dining establishment they all had a version of Mac and Cheese on their menu.

From a simple version to versions with lobster I tried them all. Years later when I was in Montreal I noticed a similar theme where they all offer their version of Poutine.

I couldn't imagine if KD made Poutine it would taste anywhere near what I ate in Montreal just as regular KD was nothing like the stuff I ate in Columbus that week.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

We don't call it kraft. It's just Mac and cheese. Fuck Robert kraft.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

It’s called Mac&Cheese here in the states

[–] IamRoot@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago

The kids are making it for lunch because Mommy and friend are still passed out in bed at noon the next day.

[–] ShadowRam@kbin.social 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Tell me you're Canadian without telling me you're Canadian

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

Who is your Canadian and what does he do?

[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Don't own them! Slavery is illegal!

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

How aboot no.

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The room is alive with the sound of Thawp Thawp Thawp

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds more like stirring macaroni.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Stirring indeed

[–] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

She's eating that Kraft Macaroni and Deez nuts.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Took me too long to get it and I'm a grown ass man

[–] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Nah OP, she's just eating really good hummus.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Because we’re high dude

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world -4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The Rodgers & Hammerstein's Sound Of Mom Bought a "Friend" Home From the Bar

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 10 months ago

WOW GREAT COMMENT.