this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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[–] brckd@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes! My wife uses straws, too.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

That sounds quite uncomfortable.

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wait, you guys are getting BJs?

[–] Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think they mean that their wife vacuums, and they feel superior about being able to relax.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 11 points 10 months ago

Wait, you guys are getting clean floors?

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Nah, that's a membership only business.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Your wife is a cock sucker. She sounds like a nice lady I hope you’re happy together

[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Like a vacuum!!