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Worcestershireshire
Sause
sigh ...Pussyshire
"tastes great, less filling"
Assshire
Not gonna fall for this one!
Nice try data collecting bots!
I'll go back to my home in Ramenshire, thank you.
"I am a Ramen from Ram's End. We don't take 'quick surveys'!"
Roastedpotatoshire
Pizzashire.
Eeeeyyhh oooh eeeyyy look at this faguzi, drinkin his tea /pinky gripped/ like its gonna get away from you or somethin'.
Now come, come, over here and tell me what you think of this blood pudding and beans pizza.
What? Yeah, seriously. Its very important you tell me, I've been working on this recipe for months now.
Ahh, ahh, yeah, whatchu think, how is it?
(Then an Anglican hit squad bursts through the door, surprise this is somehow a movie about a Catholic Italian Mafia family in hiding that made one too many somewhat stereotypical enemies.)
EDIT: To the single person who has downvoted this: Dont worry, its ok, Im of Italian heritage and a good number of us think these stereotypes are hilarious.
Crikey! This billabong is full of beany-doos! (wait, what's an Anglican again?)
I am extremely tempted to make a dingo ate my baby joke, but in fairness many of the Australians Ive known actually do find that offensive, so I wont.
Anglicans are a... sort.of a branch of English Christianity founded when an an English King wanted to divorce wife, but the Pope would not authorize this.
His solution was to basically tell the Pope and all of Catholicism to get rekt, and he basically founded his own religion by splitting Christianity away from Catholicism, naming this Anglicism or the Anglican Church, and this new branch of Christianity he basically created allowed him to divorce his wife.
Then there were like hundreds of years of wars and basically what we would now todag call domestic terrorism between various versions of Christianity in and around England.
Hotcumshire
If you say this in a British accent it sounds like it could be a real place.
"Aughtcoomsure"
Oh look, another social engineering scam passing itself off as a meme.
I hate to be that guy, but this is exactly how people crack into your accounts. These scams are aimed at getting information that can be used to crack security questions for account recovery.
Please do yourself a favor. Next time you see these images please do not interact with them.
I can't tell if you're joking or not
Bloody 'ell! I've been caught red-handed! With me trousers round me ankles! Be a good lad and write your full name and address so we can send you some warm ale by way of apology.
I'll just give you my password, it's ********.
That's the combination to my luggage!
I didn’t know that it get censored, let me try. hunter2
Is it hunter2? Looks like hunter2.
Only works if you tell the truth.
And have a consistent, unchanging favorite food that you use for security questions.
Today my favorite food is cheesecake. Tomorrow it might be bagels. It’s definitely nothing I’ve ever used for a security question.
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Maybe just don't make your passwords anything other than random strings of text
Dear sirs and madams, I invite you all to visit the esteemed semmelknödelshire, why its right next to burgershire in fact!
This does not work good with German Food ._.
Wurstgulasch-shire is not a place where I want to be. Ever.
Oh well, maybe we could meet at Dönershire or Schweinshaxenmitkloßshire then?
> English manor
> Haggisshire
wait
Bootyshire.
Sandwichshire?
Okrashire?
Cheeseshire? Oh, Quesoshire.
Pasta party tonight at Spaghettishire, everyone's invited!
Butterchickenshire, ahoy!
Assshire? Seems like a lot of "s"s.
IDK, maybe Sushishire? That sounds dumb. Let's go with Lagershire.
“Sushire”
U237shire
Sugarshire
Almost sounds legit.
Burritoshire? sounds lovely, just barely beating out Pastashire
Red40shire
Chicken paprikashire.
Burritoshire, yes. Burritos as far as the eye can see, hmmmm quite delectable.
Mexican Shire doesn't have much of a ring to it, now does it? :(
Sushishire? Hmmm
Bulgogishire has a nice ring to it.
Now I want to eat Korean BBQ till I hate myself and pass out in the car ride home.
Kedgereeshire could be a real place, almost…
Tatorshire
Cheap Mac and Cheese shire. Nope, doesn't work.
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