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[-] SovereignState@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 9 months ago

Communism is when you have two cows, and the government takes both.

[-] Redderthanmisty@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 9 months ago

Socialism is when the government does stuff.

And it's more socialism for the more stuff it does.

And if it does a real lot of stuff, it's Communism.

[-] IStealXiBucks@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 9 months ago

Communism is when the spoon is comically big.

[-] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 9 months ago

When I eat all the grain

[-] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 9 months ago

Communism is an economic system characterized by exploitation where a hereditary political elite owns most or all property, and anyone that doesn't own property is forced to work for them in exchange for the lowest wage possible without triggering revolt.

[-] olgas_husband@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 9 months ago

is when the state does things

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 9 months ago
[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 9 months ago

And when it's only a few things? Socialism.

[-] areyoulessthan@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 9 months ago

Communism is when uhh no iphone venezuela

[-] TheCommunismButton@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 9 months ago

A system based on democratic communities, the most basic of which is the HOA

[-] Oppo@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 9 months ago
[-] HaSch@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 9 months ago

It's when you are visited by an apparition of your loved ones, dissolve into an orange liquid in a cross-shaped explosion, and get applause from a penguin

[-] frippa@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago

Marxism-leninism-evaism is the way forward! ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿง

[-] purahna@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 9 months ago

It's exactly what you posted a picture of - nothing more, nothing less.

[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 9 months ago

Communism is whatever tf Pol Pot was doin'

[-] Valbrandur@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's when the government gives everyone the same amount of human nature

[-] Binkie55@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 9 months ago
[-] big_spoon@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 9 months ago

communism is anything i don't like about capitalism or right-wing ideologies

[-] soekarnoenjoyer@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 9 months ago

Communism is when 15 billion population died and then magically re-appeared to 20 billion population

[-] Sal@mander.xyz 7 points 9 months ago

It is similar to a rareuism but it happens a lot more often

[-] funky_tomatoe@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 9 months ago
[-] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 9 months ago
[-] frippa@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

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[-] lemat_87@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

When I am coerced to ride a bicycle instead of Dodge RAM

[-] BenEarlDaMarxist@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 9 months ago

Communism is when government bootlicking, unlike capitalism, which is when megacorporation bootlicking.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Communism is when gamercide.

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Oh, you said wrong answers.

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago
[-] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Gomunism is when no food 1984 north korechina union bad government does stuff

[-] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

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