MSNBC: "Trump shooter appeared in propaganda video of Russia-adjacent violent extremist group"

"If these politically correct Hollywood liberals had any respect for basic biological science, they'd know that it's highly unlikely that a female would have the necessary upper body strength required to kill a real vampire."

it's wild to me that anyone tries to argue that normal people vote based on how they think a candidate will "appeal to the middle of the country". have these people ever talked to a human in real life that they weren't paying?

I genuinely thought this was an Onion headline. I don't understand how any registered Democrat could see this and ever take the party's messaging seriously again. I'm not even sure if this is just Biden being Biden and not giving a shit how badly he fucks over the Harris campaign, or if the Dems genuinely think it's good to have their sitting president wear a symbol they've spent 8 years claiming is more evil than Voldemort's dark mark.

sky accused of being blue; grass accused of being green; sun accused of rising in east; etc.

It's hard to imagine a platform that broadcasts the communications of criminals, extremists, and terrorists more widely than the New York Times.

excuse me, elections are not all democracy is! democracy is when US businesses have unrestricted access to capital, and elections without that are actually dictatorship.

By strict definition, “left” means

By whose strict definition? Pretty sure "left and right" refer to seating arrangements in the 1789 French National Assembly and every other use since has been vibes.

"Some business leaders... Here's what they prefer"

Let me stop you right there

American politics is two candidates with identical policies each insisting the other looks like a Russian and wants to do fewer wars.

Chevy: "Introducing the Chevy Bolt, the best electric vehicle made in the US!" Also Chevy: "fuck you, we're discontinuing it, buy a truck"

Much of Chapo's early success was roasting terrified old men writing newspaper columns about the inscrutable things kids were allegedly doing these days.