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[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 87 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, The popcorn bucket. The bucket for popcorn. The bucket specifically designed to be filled with popcorn. The popcorn bucket.

[–] match@pawb.social 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The bucket specifically designed to be filled....

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.de 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Adi2121@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Formerly Chuck's

[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

Why do we even have that bucket‽

[–] db2@lemmy.world 73 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think they could have done something that didn't look like a Fleshlight though. This one doesn't even look like a sand worm.. it's barely a passable Sarlacc.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If I was slinging popcorn in that fuck bucket, I’d be thinking twice before asking “Would you like extra butter?”

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Yes please ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Steve@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago

No, semen please.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

And… the movie is ruined. I’ll think that at least 3 times while watching.

[–] thedevisinthedetails@programming.dev 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What a waste of plastic for something that's just getting tossed at the end of the movie.

[–] SuperCub@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, this is the kind of needless shit that has got to stop. That plastic is going to outlast all of us.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Don't worry, the bacterial grey goo will consume all the plastic except for the deepest buried and we will only be able to remember the petroleum polymers that was killing us as we sip from glass bottles.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It’s fine, the concession stand switched to paper straws. It’ll be soggy and unusable before the trailers are over, but it makes up for the sins of the popcorn bucket.

[–] Crow@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The sand worms are so dry and dusty that water hurts them. Their valued waste is literal powder. Why do men want to put their dicks in this?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 4 points 11 months ago

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is hilarious. I went on to curse several other people with this

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

Idk why but I always thought this was a Derrick Comedy vid. Kind of surprised now to realize it isn’t. If you like this and hadn’t heard of them, I recommend checking them out. Donald Glover (before Community) and his friends from the early days of YouTube. They had a hysterical movie too (Mystery Team).

[–] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 11 points 11 months ago

I mean, just look at it.

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

If you ever meet a teenage boy you'll, unfortunately, understand

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Worm-curious?

[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Don’t put your dick in that

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or maybe do put your dick in that.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

let's get real though, what is the male anatomical girth diameter required in order to get any pleasure out of that sand bucket hole.

Not gonna happen

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[–] sag@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

No!! Why you warn me :(

[–] JoMomma@lemm.ee 22 points 11 months ago

I must not fear, fear is the mind killer...

[–] muse@kbin.social 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 17 points 11 months ago

She kwisatz my hadderach till I gesserit

[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago

Something’s gonna flow…

[–] TheBiscuitLout@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I ate a lot of pineapple before, hope you like it

[–] wetferret@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Frank Herbert must be rolling in his grave.

[–] yetiftw@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

this is exactly what he would have wanted

[–] Fermion@mander.xyz 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Have you read the books? He comes very close to endorsing incest, and he talks way too much about young teen sexual attraction and relationships.

A major plot point is a group of women who can so expertly perform sexual favors that they completely override the free will of men.

This is mild compared to what went on in his head.

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's certainly... one interpretation of the bene gesserit, they aren't the Companions from Firefly

[–] Fermion@mander.xyz 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I was thinking of the Honored Matres of the scattering, whom the bene gesserit despise largely because they rely on sexual manipulation rather than other forms of control and influence.

I probably should have specified that much of that is later in the series and not in the first book.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

And that isn't a description of the companions from firefly either? They were high society and sex was only a small part of what they did. But more importantly...they really didn't do anything to override anyones free will?

Unless you mean yosafbridge? She had training but wasn't really a companion

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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If they hadn't gotten rid of computers they wouldn't have needed spice

[–] AnAngryAlpaca@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago

A windows computer simply cannot run for months without updates or rebooting! /s

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Something something must flow

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

to be fair that isnt looking so pleasurable to put your actual dick in

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 11 months ago

Have you met a teenage boy? What does looking pleasurable have to do with where the dick goes?

[–] Armaver@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Ah yes, Shai Hulud is made from bricks.

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