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[–] BenEarlDaMarxist@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Lovecraftian horror: WITNESS MORTAL! I AM A HORRIFYING BEING BEYOND COMPREHENSION!

Me: ...

Lovecraftian horror: WHY AREN'T YOU QUIVERING IN YOUR BOOTS?!

Me: Man what the fuck am I even looking at?

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lovecraft favourite word was "unspeakable". Also, after seeing the true horrors of capitalism, big squid isn't anything significant.

[–] BenEarlDaMarxist@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

"I've seen comprehensible horrors far more terrifying than your confusing existence will ever impact me."

  • You probably

Edit: In all seriousness, fair, capitalism's crimes are basically just, crimes against humanity, the show, to the point that any horror you can think of seem like a joke compared to what capitalism and their cronies are willing to commit in order to survive and generate a profit.

Speakable horrors.

[–] muddi@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

One time someone said something and I misheard them, so the sentence sounded ungrammatical and nonsensical to me, like something beyond my conventional understanding of the world thus far. I instantly lost my sanity

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Wtf is that?

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

or just regular squid. Those things are freaky

[–] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Mmmm Calamari, yum.

I don’t care how freaky it looks if it tastes good.

Bigger squid = More Calamari

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Is it bigger than Giant? Since the current maximum length for Giant Squid is 18 meters, I say current since the older they are, the more deeper they live, which means that we possibly saw not fully grown ones on the surface and they could be even larger...

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When you say "bigger", are you referring to mass or length?

[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Bigger in length, for example T-Rex is the heaviest dinosaur theropod while Spinosaurus and Giganotosaurus are bigger i.e taller and longer.

Bigger in size.

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 9 months ago

But to answer your question, the colossal squid is more massive (heavier) than the giant squid