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Fans Speculate Whether Taylor Swift Will Make It To Super Bowl After Boarding Buddy Holly’s Old Plane (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Must have been one hell of a mechanic on that rebuild!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As long as she doesn't board it with like 6 other musicians, I'm sure it'll be fine.

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bye bye Ms. Swifty, you died. Drove my Chevy to the....and so on.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If it's a bunch of bands nobody likes, the songs written of their loss would be of celebration rather than mourning.

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I'm all for digging up the big bopper every year and crashing a plane full of his bones into a cornfield.

[–] ReallyKinda@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago

I think she made it safely past 27 so she should be okay.

[–] freamon@endlesstalk.org 9 points 9 months ago

It'll be said for Taylor Swift's boyfriend if she doesn't make it. He probably won't be able to do whatever it is he'd normally do at a Taylor Swift Superbowl.

[–] Haus@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

The best kind of onion: Scroll, scroll, scroll... wtf?... scroll back, scroll back... ah!