this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2024
943 points (99.4% liked)

Microblog Memes

5763 readers
2232 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 29 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] delgato@lemmy.world 86 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I went on a walking tour in Bogota years back and the tour guide made sure to let us know never to eat Chiquita bananas because of this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Massacre?wprov=sfti1

Sorry don’t know how to hyperlink on mobile

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago (4 children)

resulting in the deaths of 47 to 2000 people

Kinda wide margin there

[–] AaronAllBlacks@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I thin kit's in the ballpark of 3 to 75,000

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Kinda weird that 47 deaths would seem like "is that all?"

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Seems a bit intentional:

General Cortés Vargas, who commanded the troops during the massacre, took responsibility for 47 casualties. In reality, the exact number of casualties has never been confirmed. Herrera Soto, co-author of a comprehensive and detailed study of the 1928 strike, has put together various estimates given by contemporaries and historians, ranging from 47 to as high as 2,000.[1] According to Congressman Jorge Eliécer Gaitán, the killed strikers were thrown into the sea.[1] Other sources claim that the bodies were buried in mass graves.[2]

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I can't remember if I killed one person with my car yesterday or if it was 42 people

[–] TheMinions@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

[text](url)

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 83 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think about this tweet a lot.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 148 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

My favorite tweet from that first day of all hell breaking loose when you could buy the check mark was that Tesla account that said a second Tesla has hit the world trade center

Edit- oh and how can we forget the tweet about free insulin that did massive damage to that company's stocks

It was hilarious seeing companies scrambling to do damage control and showing their full ass in the process!

[–] twei@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The irony of posting links to Reddit while talking about Twitter on Lemmy.

[–] twei@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I thought about that and came

to the conclusion, that it's the best way to post because it credits the guy who actually found and sort-of archived it instead of just reposting the images

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

It was a good way to do it, just found it amusing

[–] onion@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago

I just wish people would learn to crop their shit

[–] helenslunch@feddit.nl 5 points 9 months ago

Absolutely hilarious and completely predictable 🤦‍♂️

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 76 points 9 months ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Chiquita tell me what's wrong...

[–] MonsieurArchi@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

You're enchained by your own sorrow...

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 points 9 months ago

You mean a fake account with a checkmark?

Who would have guessed that would happen?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

and intervention by the United States in Central America

Of course

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I like to imagine they used banana's as guns.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 8 points 9 months ago

As a Brazilian I can tell that the bottom one is the fake one

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"Since overthrow of President Jacobo Arbenz of Guatemala in 1954 in a US-backed coup in support of the United Fruit Company (now Chiquita Banana)." From Google.

Also Chiquita to plead guilty to ties with terrorists 2007

The company has long history of evil.

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

"I can quit any time I want!"