this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2024
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Meme transcription:

When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy

[Confused boy:] “You guys have lives?”

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[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 95 points 9 months ago
[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 54 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If you call eating a bowl of fruit loops, watching two episodes of Star Trek (Enterprise S4E13/14), looking at tools online, eating a bowl of lucky charms, having a shower, spending 45 minutes looking for my headphones, then checking my phone and seeing this post a life, then yes, I have a very full life.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I was expecting a bowl of frosted mini wheats for dinner. You know, for a well rounded diet.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

high fructose corn cereal

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Those are rectangular, if you want well rounded Corn Pops are where it's at.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What kind of tools?

Penises?

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 9 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Yes, I was searching for hammers...

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 44 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Here's a picture of my dog to help you in your time of need.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And here's a cat to balance it oot

[–] uis@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Pet the cat

[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Oh my god I love them. Pet them lots for me

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 6 points 9 months ago

Gave her ear scratches, just for you.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

She's so adorable! I wanna boop that nose!

[–] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I wanna pet her so much

[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

don't have a life, don't have content to post. don't really need it pointed out. refreshing to forget

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can always post other people’s content

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 38 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Wow you're right. This is easy!

[–] ricdeh@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] original_reader@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Now that's some fresh content!

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yeah...imma need you fucks to up the shitposting. After leaving reddit for this place I am close to breaking my phone addiction and that just won't fucking do.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Did you know you can watch people having sex on the internet? Apparently you can gamble online, too! Maybe check those two out and see if they grab you.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago

When boobs gamble

[–] Fal@yiffit.net 2 points 9 months ago

Apparently you can gamble online

Options markets are closed

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I evwn did some laundry and other cleaning tasks, I don't use any other social medias. I need content to procrastinate!

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Lemmy: accidentally making people productive

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

How could you do laundry and not even post pics online?

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 22 points 9 months ago
[–] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Change is SCARY.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago

Not even Saturdays. Every single day, I keep pouring hours into Lemmy, and then just because I don't provide any content whatsoever, I get so confused every 20 minutes when I check for new content

[–] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

It would have been hilarious if no one had commented, or atleast that’s my idea of a joke

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Shut up, I'm working on it.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Not fast enough. Eat some raisins.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Gotta get the week's memes ready sometime!

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 9 months ago

Let's not go that far.

[–] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Satur6is the global hangover day.

[–] gingernate@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Satur6. Sounds like a planets moon

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

No life here. Just spending too much time on my laptop doing nothing to be doing something.

[–] Asclepiaz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

If I had a life I might have something worth posting.

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Very helpful, thx. I might just reconsider.

[–] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

And here I am on Saturday night doom-scrolling Lemmy...

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago

Does replaying No Man's Sky count as a life?

[–] HBK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

Helldivers 2 has taken over my life (when the servers aren't down)

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

lololololol