I'm really impressed at how well I'm staying alive...wow!
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2024
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Uhhhh...
I am the person who should have died at every turn, but somehow being the only one that lives to the end, I imagine.
or I die by licking a diseased corpse.
So, hard to tell if its good or bad.
Maybe I can try to convince people to put me in charge
I'll survive for a little bit but I will almost certainly be the cause of my own death.
....... Ohhh.......
...... Ohhhh nooooo........
(unless it doesn't have to be literal if I can get a job voicing Facebones let's fuckin gooooo)
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I'm in command but my crew had BETTER stay on my good side.
It's me or the other guy
Depends on which one it is, one of them is significantly more helpful than the other.
I can't think of anything more metal than subsisting on arsenic, lead, and belladonna mixtures.
May very well go up in flames, is how bad.
Not too bad,
I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life choo-choo chose me!
(And it's got a picture of a train!)
Not nice
At least I’ll be fed
Well, coffee is essential. It's just more on the nose now.
I'll be OK.
Time to stab Polyphemus in the eye and get outta this cave, I reckon.
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I'm gonna have what plants crave.
Very bad. I'll I've got is a really gross bagel
Oh I'll be "Stayin' alive," alright.
Not bad at all.
I think I'll be ok.
I guess I'm a black rabbit now. Could be worse.
Not so bad
For fuck sakes, can we not do this on Lemmy
I sell tea, as 418 is a teapot, so I'd say not so bad
It's bad.
Welp, time to change my diet, as if they didn't have it rough already by being lonely. Sorry little dudes
I gotta eat pineapples
I have to either rob or digitally pleasure someone named Cooper
I spelt mine wrong.
This is not how I expected to get a degree in arachnology
Guess I'm setting fire to a lot of robots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it Might take a miracle to get me started
Will you have a cup of tea? Ah go on, there’s plenty in the pot. Go on, have a cup of tea, so. Go on! Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on ….