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[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

With the US healthcare system? Expensive.

[–] dirtySourdough@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I can live off soiled bread I suppose

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Pretty good but I have the feeling Quantum Computing will kill me if Im not careful.

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[–] Granite@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

[–] CherenkovBlue@iusearchlinux.fyi 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 5 points 9 months ago

I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?

("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I'd be just fine.

[–] athos77@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago (4 children)
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[–] BrightHalo@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

If you have one of those halo things your already kind of dead right?

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

Basically no change.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] 31415926535@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

I stare at the wall reciting pi over and over, while my body withers, mind untethered, consumed by a mathematical void.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I'm going to pick my nose!

[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

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[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

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[–] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

The walls are closing in...

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.

[–] Masterblaster@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

your cash and your jewelry is what i expect

[–] finthechat@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 4 points 9 months ago

I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

[–] anachronology@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

[–] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I should be fine, just gotta change my name

spoilerI may also need to get smarter

[–] Bahalex@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.

[–] Whippygoatcream@reddthat.com 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

[–] tamiya_tt02@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.

[–] mtchristo@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

[–] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Mecha + Magic = Mechagic Im in a magic mecha, i think im doing well

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[–] moody@lemmings.world 4 points 9 months ago

I need to work on my temper

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