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Anon is nothing more than a tool (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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[-] SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world 121 points 1 year ago

Holy shit your title was a punchline and it was a good one

[-] abraham_linksys@sh.itjust.works 80 points 1 year ago

Read the whole thing. Fuck you and I'll see you later

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿ‘...๐Ÿ‘...๐Ÿ‘

[-] GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

Bravo on your post title, OP. It made the story all the better.

[-] jedi_hamster@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Hello from 2019

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

what does it mean that he's a 'toaster'?

[-] etrotta@kbin.social 80 points 1 year ago

the story is written from the perspective of a literal toaster, not a human
(the primal urges / bodily needs being just normal hunger for food)

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 57 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the "getting rusty" as well.

[-] teacs@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of "gf is prego"

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD

I missed the joke by a mile.

[-] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

So she was fucking a toaster?

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

Nope. Her "primal urges" were hunger. She only used it to make food

[-] betamark@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Red Dwarf Fanfic. โœ”

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Ah, so you're a waffle man.

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