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[-] Xariphon@kbin.social 90 points 8 months ago

Is she gay or European?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

Yes.

[-] Toes@ani.social 16 points 8 months ago

Niemiecki 😱

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 67 points 8 months ago

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 54 points 8 months ago

Germsexual

[-] ErKaf@feddit.de 95 points 8 months ago

You mean this?

[-] Toes@ani.social 40 points 8 months ago

I'm impressed

[-] ErKaf@feddit.de 44 points 8 months ago

Das ist doch Belgien, oder?

[-] Wutchilli@feddit.de 24 points 8 months ago

Nah, es hat uns beschworrn, also muss es eine Deutschlandflagge sein

[-] ErKaf@feddit.de 18 points 8 months ago

Ich interessiere mich nicht für Fußball, daher weiß ich nicht wie die Deutschlandflagge aussieht.

[-] manucode@feddit.de 16 points 8 months ago

Das ist eine pferdelose Niedersachsen-Flagge.

[-] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

Maar nein, enfin. En België müssen vous gewoon wählen entre een kiek oder un matou griffant. Keine autre vlaggen.

[-] ErKaf@feddit.de 9 points 8 months ago

Ok ich versuch das jetzt mal zu vertstehen ganz ohne Ãœbersetzter.

Er sagte (so vermute ich): „Aber nein, ????. Ein Belgier muss gewonnen wählen Eingang ins kiek (bestimmt eine kneipe oder so) oder um matau griffbereit zu haben (matau ist bestimmt ein Bier). Keine anderen Flaggen.“

Dies klingt jetzt vielleicht erstmal sinnfrei, aber für mich ist seine Aussage ganz klar. Sinngemäß möchte er sagen, dass man sich das Wahlrecht, ob man ins kiek gelassen wird, erst gewinnen muss ODER man hat einfach Bier mit. Flaggen jedoch helfen dir nicht, um ins kiek zu kommen.

[-] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

Ok fair enough my German is not good enough to understand if you're running with the joke or actually don't understand what I typed. It's too funny.

I'm Belgian, there used to be a Reddit community and we'd write our comments or posts written in the official languages of our country, Belgium. Since not too many other populations know a little bit of all three (Dutch/Flemish, French/Walloon and German) languages, it had become sort of a code language. (An easy one to crack at that)

So if you just translate every word you don't recognize to either french, German or Dutch (except for 'Kiek' it's dialect for Chicken and I was referring to the rooster that's on the Walloon Flag.) you should come up with the whole thing.

[-] camelbeard@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Hoi buren :-)

[-] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

ich_iel

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago

German pride. WAIT NO

[-] vojel@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 8 months ago

Links zwo drei vier, links zwo drei vier 🪖

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 32 points 8 months ago

Als Deutscher kann ich bestätigen wir sind alle gay.

[-] doofer_name@feddit.de 10 points 8 months ago

Die meisten trauen sich nur noch nicht.

[-] DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Many such cases!

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 8 months ago

Extra awkward since lesbianism was the German vice throughout Europe for a while.

Marie Antoinette was accused of such proclivities. (Without evidence.)

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Pro-clit-titties

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I prefer the other version where the girl with the flag is clueless with a 1000 yard stare.

This just gives the Cyberpunk Edge runners scene vibes when David mentally snaps.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 23 points 8 months ago

Oh it's that one band "they might be germans"

[-] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 8 months ago

its the spanish flag on a black background but the third stripe got cut off

[-] Ranslite@feddit.de 13 points 8 months ago

Guten Tag

[-] ErKaf@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

Moin

[-] DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 8 months ago

Dieser Post ist nun eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

[-] General_Effort@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

*Pfosten

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

If his flag has yellow, he's a fine fellow
If his flag has white, you're in for a fight

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

Mine has both, though a lot more yellow than white. What do?

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Vatican City? Just stay away from those 12-year-olds.

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

flag has white

Prepares to smite

[-] kusuriya@infosec.pub 7 points 8 months ago

Starts playing Erika

[-] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 5 points 8 months ago

Hallo dort.

[-] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 5 points 8 months ago

Hikari's never gunna hear the end of this one.

[-] General_Effort@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Pulver ist schwarz, Blut ist rot, golden flackert die Flamme.

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Germans are gay lol

And by that I mean I hear lovely things about the lesbian bdsm scene in Berlin from those who’ve been

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

last thing you see before you get bloxxed

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