I feel like networking is something they made up to pass off having your rich dad introduce you to his rich friends as a skillset

I have a hard enough time socializing in general. Socializing to try and get a job?

I did some "networking" meetup groups back in the day around software development and they were okay, it helps that most of the people like software and it's cool to hang out and talk shop sometimes.

The key was that all of us already had jobs in the industry so it was more of a "want to hang out and learn some stuff" kind of thing.

I'm not sure about the context around your networking event you went to. Was it to find a job?

Just start passing out sheet music of 'Which Side Are You On?' Things'll take care of themselves.

I can understand "networking" for the sake of friendship or because you're lonely, but for the sake of a job?

Ugh.

I feel kinda like a manipulator or politician when I, err, "network."

unlimited genocide on neurotypicals

Like, seriously, you just make up a relationship for... kickbacks or what?

I've never had anything but a bottom rung position in my entire life so I've never had to deal with this. Instead, I was just treated as sub human by pretty much every customer for nearly two decades of my life. Fun times

Does this help?

The only "networking" i know that works is either having family with lots of friends who can get you jobs or building relationships with colleagues you like who are happy to give a good referall for a role, or even finding a solid recruiter who likes you.

Anyway sounds like it sucks bigly, like what are you even supposed to do in that situation?

Intentionally "networking" sounds absolutely miserable, but slowly picking up contacts in your career as you work different companies is worth it. I've never actively sought out a network or gone to any events or conferences, but now I just kinda know dozens of people in my field, and whenever I get a new job I'll already know a few people there. Or I'll come to an interview and be surprised that one of the people across the table used to work with me a couple years ago and they'll see me as the safe bet to hire. Or someone will switch agencies and ask me if I want a recommendation to come work with them.

It just feels like an inevitable result of working in the same career for long enough. It started with me getting a shitty entry level job through dumb luck without a network and sticking with it, though.

business is all about who you know and who knows you. there are 50 plumbers in the area, and while most of them will certainly do a good job, i know josh the plumber, they were nice to me that one time, so i'm going to contract his company to do our plumbing work. it's not more complicated than that.

it's never been something i've enjoyed, but after years of being forced to engage for the sake of "advancing" my "career" i've managed to create a facade i employ while networking, where i play the role of what the average "doer of this specific thing" is in the eyes of the average person. and at least for my industry, it works way too well, as if the entire concept is just a joke and only a vessel for patronage and nepotism.

memorize a few STAR stories, a few anecdotes about yourself, and some industry relevant questions. people will tend to follow the same patterns when first meeting someone, but these usually vary by industry. walk up to someone, look them in the eye, shake their hand, and tell them your name. from your description, it's a college thing, so they already know you're a student and which college you attend, so they'll probably start off asking what your major or year is. use that as an opportunity to launch into a short anecdote. at this point they either already told you what they do in the introduction, at which point you can ask one of those questions you memorized, or they haven't, so you ask and then use a memorized question. they'll answer, you can nod along, then usually they follow up with a question of their own. use a STAR story or some industry knowledge to respond to this. if you ever end up with an awkward silence, either anecdote, STAR, or part ways. try to slip in a business card exchange at some point, maybe right after the handshake, maybe when parting ways.

A big problem I have with "networking events" is that your in a place with other people who are there for transactional discussions. Like, go into this room and beg for a job. The people there are expecting it.

Networking in low/no pressure social situations, like a party, where nobody even talks about business, but plays games or dances or whatever or talks about hobbies - and you make a social connection and then later you find out they may be interested or able to help with a work thing, thats much cooler.

Like, treat networking like you are trying to make friends. Talk to the cool people and the people who are easy to talk to and ignore the shit heads

I network with really long ethernet cables since my router is downstairs. I get a primal sort of satisfaction out of long, tidy cable runs.

This isn’t advice because you all deserve good jobs and shouldn’t feel bad about manipulating rich people into getting them.

However, I personally am probably more likely to just make a lot of random friends in communities I like and rely on sheer numbers to network for me.

You can do baseline networking by just going to events in your industry and talking to people. Intentionally networking using a persona can be exhausting. You can get some good mileage by just making yourself known as "a person that does X Y Z without making me hate them" among people you might someday work with.

Events intended to exactly be for networking are universally terrible. They're for employers to recruit, basically. A job fair. But these things are also good for networking, let's say for people who can program:

• Hackathons
• Programming language interest groups
• A nice open source event
• Something about a particular kind of data like maps or civic data or academics

You can go to those things and just hang out and chat and so on and it counts as networking. Some of the people might even be cool.

Also doing socialist organizing has a component that can act as networking, though I don't intentionally treat it as that because that's gross. Socialists like to work with other socialists. I've had many socialists offer to get me jobs. Socialists are cool.

No idea, I have like 2 people on my linkedin.

I am a complete and laughable failure at networking in a professional context.

Interestingly enough, I am a resounding success at networking in a progressive and/or radical context.

I just try to make friends and then I realize that they are all doing the gross networking thing so that they can make money then I get sad and leave. This is my life