I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

I'll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.

[-] OhTheMoose@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

I think I'll be alright

[-] wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz 10 points 6 months ago

Man I'm fucked

[-] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Hey I saw you on that post with AI generated usernames. Yours is quite cool, imagine that thing being used as a weapon.

[-] brokenlcd@feddit.it 10 points 6 months ago

I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.

[-] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 months ago

I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage

[-] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 months ago

I'm too cool to die >:3

[-] TCGM@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

As The Crazy Game Master, I'm not the one dying.

Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.

[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago

Shit.

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[-] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I guess it really depends on how evolved it is

[-] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Above the human level.

[-] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago

I last long, I cast spells

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Oh. I think I'll be just fine.

[-] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago

I'll have a friend 😻

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I win(d)

[-] Sidhean@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

How does that work if your name isn't a verb or noun?

[-] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

It doesn't

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

It means it's useless in such a situation.

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[-] cuchilloc@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .

[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 months ago

Idk I have no idea what TxzK means

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

I'm pretty sure I'm going to live forever in this scenario. I'm basically magic.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

I guess I’m going to be disappointing people to death…?

[-] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 4 points 6 months ago

I think I'm safe

[-] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 4 points 6 months ago

You tell me...

[-] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

A raven kicked you and you fell on a blade. That's how you die.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I'll use it to fix the hyperdrive and gtfo.

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Invisible hands slapping heads from the sky I guess.

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

Oh hai mark

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

My name saves me because they recognize me from all my comments made before the apocalypse and wanna hang out.

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[-] RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago

Heh

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 6 months ago

Tie them together into 5 sets of nunchaku

[-] radiantshackles@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago

Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely