this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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[–] RCTreeFiddy@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Jeans-Clad Van Denim?

For real dude it was right there, I can’t believe OP missed it

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak jeanformance looks like.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The Muscles from Brussels.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

The Denim from Sint-Agatha-Berchem.

[–] banichan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

As was typical of most men with the same hair style in the 80's.

[–] banichan@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How does it transfer from his hair to his entire body? It's like they sprayed him down with oil 😂

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 8 months ago

They use way too much product and it just drips down.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

More of this sort of stuff. Less AI content vomit.

I know I’m probably having an “old man yells at sky” moment, but AI image shitposting should really be a distinct /c/. We’ve been inundated with it lately and it’s… not really the vibe I’m looking for in here.

[–] Hol@feddit.uk 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Shitposting’s a skill

Dumping random shit into

an AI, less so.

(Edited to make it a shitty haiku)

OTOH, shitposting about shit posting…

[–] doofer_name@feddit.de 5 points 8 months ago
[–] Betch@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Jean-Claude Van Denim

[–] Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

No ai necessary. Just as Jod intended

[–] Vakbrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Is he taking a dump? If so it's a glorious one!