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[-] siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyz 36 points 7 months ago

Sometimes a big fart releases the pressure and buys you some more sleep time.

[-] iqwertyasdf@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

The other times you shit the bed

[-] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

And pee yourself

[-] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

that's a life pro tip right there

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Penis: it’s fucking time

[-] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Certainly makes it hard to pee

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's not exactly hard to pee; I can pee up into my own face just fine. However, I do not want to do that. I want it to go into the toilet, and that is hard when it's hard.

[-] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I mean, it is kind of hard to push the stuff through initially when the thing is hard. But I guess you're right that aiming becomes a bigger issue.

[-] hiddenuser420@feddit.dk 11 points 7 months ago

And hopefully you dont snooze off to waterly dreams

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Don’t go chasin’ waterfalls

Eh, I was going to shower anyway.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Make the bladder gladder.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Sometimes it happens that I dream I actually woke up and am staring at the wc...

[-] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Is it even possible? I mean, your bladder would probably scream so loud that the brain would give up

[-] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 9 points 7 months ago

I don't know what this meme is trying to say, pee is stored in the balls after all.

[-] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

The bladder tells the balls that it's time

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Every single goddamn day... It doesn't matter when I need to be up, that time can change, and no matter what I always have to pee one hour before I need to be up.

I hate my brain more than anything in the entire universe, but my bladder is a close second lol

[-] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Biological clock in action

[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

This was me this morning and I hate it.

[-] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Only this morning? Lucky bastard.

[-] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Certainly feels eternal at 6:50. On the bright side, if you decide to get up and answer nature's call, the feeling of slipping back under the already-warm covers is unbeatable.

[-] Dhs92@programming.dev 7 points 7 months ago

And then you're 20 minutes late for work because you fell back asleep

[-] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah, 20 if I'm lucky 😞

[-] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I am almost never able to get back to sleep after "answering the call." It's like the brain get a signal to start working.

[-] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

It happens to me too, but I'm always grateful if I have even a few minutes to shut my eyes again. They usually feel dry/irritated because I'm a night owl and don't give myself enough time to sleep.

[-] polysics@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Every damn morning

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