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Last chance to ditch your taser!
(lemmy.world)
AK TSA
This is essentially the same sign my tiny ass rural airport has just before TSA. They also make continuous announcements on the PA.
I just wonder how many incidents it took to get to that point.
Tbh, I know I went through this airport with a credit card blade, a 6" blade in my carryon and another wrapped up in a package I didn't know about. My mom laughed and then got busted for knives in her carryon as well. None of this was on purpose, we just forgot we had knives stored everywhere.
I could see other Alaskans showing up with a taser and being like "bro that's obviously for bears" because yeah that's probably the case
Tasers? For bears?
I've got Glock Spray for bears, and I worry that a 10 millimeter wouldn't stop one. I don't think I'd feel comfortable with just a taser.
Also live in Alaska. And I'm pretty sure if I ever get pulled over and the officer asks "do you have any weapons in the car" I will probably say "No... wait, yes." Because I keep forgetting my gun is in the car (in the trunk in a locked gun case).
I don't see any explosives on that sign. That means I can bring my classic bowling ball bomb!
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2024
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