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Found at a Tipton, IN truck stop.

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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 142 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So what I'm reading is a truck driver can invite as many guests as they want to shower with them there, so long as none of those guests are also truck drivers.

Weird rules for the orgy shower, but who am I to judge?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 57 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They just don't want to be responsible for any little truck drivers.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago (5 children)

These are gendered showers. I don't think that's going to be a problem...

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know. I have no idea how truckers reproduce. Thought maybe by budding.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

They're pollinated by the majestic lot lizard.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (10 children)

Are you implying that men can't get pregnant?

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 106 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

walks into shower with two naked dudes under his arms

"It's okay. These two ain't truck drivers."

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Ralph Wiggum voice

"I'm a Grindr twink!"

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 62 points 11 months ago (3 children)

“I was told this was a place of love”

[–] frezik@midwest.social 23 points 11 months ago (3 children)

"We carry cheap knives, illegal Chinese handheld radios, Thin Blue Line flag hats, and there's trucker sechs in the back".

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Excuse me, but you forgot the heat lamp chicken tendies and the attached Arby’s.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

meth's at pump #4. Ask for Jeetus

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ReallyKinda@kbin.social 38 points 11 months ago (6 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago

Gotta do something to replace the second person.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Good showers and good food are how truck drivers pick your truck stop over the competition.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry, are you a truck driver!? Do you know what it takes to get them clean??

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm not, so what did it take to get them clean?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A shower with lots of nozzles apparently.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

And a group of non-truckers since you can only have one driver per shower.

[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Pretty neat. Like a carwash kinda setup.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Spray me daddy~

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[–] dragontangram88@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago (5 children)

It probably saves money to share. Most places like that aren’t on timers. When I was living out of my car at the end of 2017, I used one of those showers for $15. If one traveler uses it, and has another traveler stand outside the door, they could probably switch places really quickly and split the cost of one shower. I don’t think they’re timed.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It also makes it much easier to fuck. You do it in the cab and people will see the rocking.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Start in the cab. Finish in the shower.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

This guy ~~trucks~~ fucks.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Most places like that aren’t on timers

I don’t think they’re timed

What I hear you saying is that there's probably a temporal limitation.

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[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 32 points 11 months ago

Oh him? He's not a driver.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What is this anti-brower bullshit?! If me and my bros want to have a shower together and wash out cock and balls that's for us. It's male bonding!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is a brower a shower you take with your brother?

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago

A shower you take with your bros!

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

one trucker, unlimited lot lizards tho, they know their customers.

[–] odium@programming.dev 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

99 naked truckers at ram truck stop

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

So one truck driver and one whore is allowed. Gotcha

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I am appalled that I am required to limit myself to one whore at a time. Unless hookers are counted differently?

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Yep, lot lizards are accepted. You can have up to three of em in there.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

They didn't say anything about multiple teachers not being allowed in there.

[–] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dang. I was just in Tipton Friday.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

And I bet you had to shower alone.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At first I thought that one trucker taking more than one shower is what prompted this.

After reading the comments, I know it's one shower taking more than one trucker...

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One trucker taking at least one other trucker.

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

5 showerheads, what a luxury... Anyway, could that be interpreted as a room with 5 showers for people of various heights?

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[–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Must be worried about scania drivers

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[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Weird level of specificity there....

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