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trip would send god out the door

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[–] twykomantis@lemmy.one 93 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Kirby is the stuff of Thanos' nightmares.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 72 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Can you hook me up with a nude of this?

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He is wearing shoes and the Infinity Gauntlet.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Nothing on but the radio and Infinity Gauntlet?

What would happen if he snapped while fisting me?

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Replace the feet and left "arm" with nubs that look like the right one. Done!

[–] UnsavoryMollusk@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Humanity has peaked. Thanks to you. This is the greatest achievement of our species. The magnum opus. The proof that humanity is god incarnate.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Thanks to the creator of this image, anyway. I merely stole the picture from the internet. It's even been 3D printed!

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[–] ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If his smash adaptation is anything to go by, Thanos will be begging for mercy as he gets 0 to death'.

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 months ago

And then Steve does Up+B in the wrong direction and sails off the stage.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Kratos. Thanos had god-like powers, Kratos killed actual gods including the fates themselves.

[–] PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

Kratos is my go-to any time a question like this comes up.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mario. Have fun living when he smashes you with his ass at half the speed of light.

Prince of All Cosmos. Thanos is no where near the largest thing that's been in a Katamari.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Fan theory: The King of all Cosmos is really just the cafeteria manager for the Celestials and Katamari are just little appetizers for Galactus.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

This character canonically has a thanos-killing, anti-stones launcher, it has been confirmed by the dev.

When? Now, since im the dev and i can do anything i want with the lore of my games

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[–] Landsharkgun@midwest.social 29 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I mean, Thanos isn't even that tough. Most of the people fighting him were just human+ power level (notice how they specifically de-powered the Hulk for that fight?). A lot of characters could take him relatively easily.

Somebody mentioned Kerrigan. Yup. Zeratul would 'Nothing Personnel, Kid' the purple guy. Talandar (formerly Fenix) could fuck him up in a straight fight - the dude has died twice, he ain’t afraid of shit. All of the Zerg charcters, probably.

The Doomslayer, obv.

An entire collection of characters from Diablo. Good old Tyrael would bust him open, but any of the angel or demon characters could do that.

Kinda want to put him in a room with Jack of Blades. Nothing kills a supervillan like another supervillan.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

I'ma show my age and say 90s Duke Nukem. Thanos wouldn't stand a chance against bad 80s action-movie parody camp.

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[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

King of all cosmos from Katamari Damacy

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

He'll just make his poor son or his relatives do it. And then will say they didn't do well enough no matter what.

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

V1 ultrakill would have Thanos shitting and pissing himself

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 8 months ago

why kill half the universe for "balance" when you can kill 100% of it for blood!

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dragonborn with level 100 pickpocket, 100 stealth, and alchemy-exploit damage boosts.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The Nerevarine can pull that much sooner and much easier with infinitely high attributes. Create a custom spell:

  • Target self, 1 sec
  • Soul trap
  • Fortify attribute (Luck)

500 luck makes you invincible and every skill work 100% of the time.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Much better. Gets us out of the "if Batman had enough prep time" bikeshed.

[–] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Kevin McCalister with enough prep time could easily defeat Thanos and Batman.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about weaponizing paint cans and micro machines to dispute it.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The Prince of All Cosmos.

Roll that purple bitch up into a star.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago

This katamari feels bitchy. Not that we know what bitchy means

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 8 months ago

Any JRPG charter from disk 3 or 4.

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago
[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Literally every single JRPG protagonist.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

abs love I was going for Façade-posting but I actually accidentally created a honey trap for nerds (not derogatory, this time)

[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I wanted:

Grace: Trip, you said you were going to put that away.

*phone rings*

thanos: hard melon require throbbing will

:0

>:[

Trip: Okay, thanos you need to leave now

I got:

The buff senator from metal gear rising could beat thano, but only when red sun is playing

[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Does Fromsoft speed runner count? Apparently, you kill gods using slow, deliberate strikes to their feet.

[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 10 points 8 months ago

Who dis guy? zoom zoom noises

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Asura. Asura's Wrath wasn't the greatest game, but it was memorable, and I'm pretty sure this scene makes Asura a contender for pretty much any match up.

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[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 months ago

Pretty sure Kerrigan, the Queen of Blades, could have sent him packing

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

DETERMINATION

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Gordon Freeman, if the Suit Guy ever lets him out again.

[–] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago

Solid Snake 🐍

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Doomguy? Thanos snaps, Doomguy dies, goes to hell, fights his way back to Earth and kills Thanos anyway.

Possibly Sierra117, who's power is either luck, or quantum immortality. Thanos can snap all he wants, it wouldn't affect John.

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