this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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[–] mwalimu@baraza.africa 22 points 7 months ago

Retired mouth and bum.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh you used your mouth in the womb. The problem is you also used your kidneys and what went out went back in.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

[–] esc27@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 months ago
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Now imagine society kissing each other by rubbing our bellybuttons together. You’re welcome.

[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What do you think a hug is?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not sure about you, but I don’t usually rub bellies (skin to skin) when I hug people. But hey, do your thing dog. 🤗

[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Then I must ask you, is kissing someone on the mouth through your shirts not kissing?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 10 points 7 months ago

We were not all having a good day thank you very much

[–] MisterQueue@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago
[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

We were all blood sucking parasites before being born...