this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2024
437 points (94.3% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26940 readers
3785 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 77 points 7 months ago (6 children)
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Usually we see the problem of cleaning products that look too much like food products, this is the first time I've seen the opposite though

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 9 points 7 months ago

to be fair, it's both.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not even that cheap actually. $10/750ml is on the very low end, but it's not actually shocking.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 months ago

Alcohol is very expensive in Canada.

[–] SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Made in Alberta. Not surprised, just disappointed.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

They've stopped making it :(

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

What the holy f*!?!

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That looks like antifreeze

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago

I'm beer, wine, whiskey, and gin in that order.

Apparently I'm happy with myself and my alcohol choice comes down to how fucking dumb you cunts were that day.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Beer is way too low on both axis lol

[–] Killing_Spark@feddit.de 7 points 7 months ago

Honestly Beer should appear just as the background

Bear belongs just left of appletini, and vodka with mango juice belongs where beer is.

Vodka straight? Probably a healthy hatred for self and others. Mixed with juice? Now that person knows how to live a happy ass life.

Seriously, if you've a bad drinking habit, vodka and mango juice. You'll crave alcohol less, you're hangovers will be barely noticeable and pleasant, tastes great, is better for you than beers or rum and soda. Plus people will think you're classy AF once you've learned to make a bunch of simple and pleasant cocktails.

Don't waste your time with any of that dirty shit like Smirnoff. Buy something clean like Reyka or don't bother.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Beer should be differentiated; certain beer drinkers are WAY higher on the "hatred for others" axis.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

American pilsner is definitely higher on "hatred for others" than others.

[–] accideath@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

American beer is definitely high on the "hatred for self" scale

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Anything-“ice” is past that.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Those are right next to plastic vodka jug.

Pabst is ironic self-hatred.

[–] Cignul9@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Goddamn I hate gin… Dee you bitch!

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Get me a beer!

[–] citrusface@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] MCHEVA4EVA@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (8 children)

The only box beer I've ever seen was from rodenbach. Do any others exist?

load more comments (8 replies)
[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

"Looking over my bottle of captain morgan" ya

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Cap'n Morgan is a privateer, not a pirate.

The difference is Morgan did it officially for a country, not to ransack loot from whoever.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

The darker the swill, the darker the seas you sail. Hate yourself better and fight the Kraken with your face.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I wonder why nobody's tried fermenting hallucinogenic mushrooms and fungi into drinks

Would be hilarious to see someone try to turn that shit into an energy drink

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Because they don't taste good and fermented mushrooms have an off-putting texture? I like the flavor of most edible mushrooms but the psylosibe are not tasty.

Microdosing is something I'd really like to try though, it probably WOULD be a really nice energy drink, something that just opened you and woke you just a little not bash you over the head psychedelic.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

They sorta tried with absinthe

Part of me assumes the active chemicals possibly get broken down during fermentation too,

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Rum featuring a pirate: a healthy dose of hatred for both self and others

[–] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Where does Everclear rank on this?

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Box ethanol, maybe?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Based on this graph and the liquors I enjoy, I can see I hate others more than I hate myself. I already knew this dammit

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Rocking that beer whiskey cider happy triangle

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Jeez, does this person ever drink water? Might clear things up a bit.

~PSA from hydrohomies

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago
[–] m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Where's water in your chart?

[–] huginn@feddit.it 8 points 7 months ago
[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Water is the antithesis used to judge the alcohol

[–] m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 7 months ago

Water intoxication is actually a thing! It can also be lethal. I think it might be better to avoid drinking water in general. 🤔

[–] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Hey, I like Appletinis and I don't hate myself that much!

load more comments
view more: next ›