pro tip.. You can press the Your mother and I are getting divorced. keY and delete everY letter you dont need. thats how i message mY son.
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Oh yeah? How did you type this then? I smell an impostor!
Simple, he copied it from your comment
Damn that's clever!
Modern way of writing ran some notes with letters clipped from newspapers and magazines
That explains why my dad seemingly takes 17 minutes to type out a short message every time.
how are you typing the “p”?
And the "s"
And my axe!
Are you his son?
👍👍
OK
Your mother and I are getting divorced
KO
🔙
,
👍👍
My boss sent me a "k" when I asked him if I could change my schedule in 3-4 line message. He's a great guy, he's just very efficient in the way he sends messages lol. So now if I get asked if I can come in earlier etc. I just responded with a lowercase "yes", but I might try an emoji next time. I really love this job
Your mother and I are getting a divorce 👍
😂😂😂
(Love, Grandpa)
This reminds me of a post in a pensioners' forum where an elderly lady posted '[forename] didn't wake up today' with the yellow rofl emoji background.
Grandpa: I'm using the emojis because I don't want to tell him his memes suck
actually probably possible with Samsung Key Cafe.
it wont me save a keyboard without all the letters...
That's dumb what if I never use
Your mother and I are getting divorced👍👍👍OK
Unfortunately this is as close as it gets :p
if anyone's interested, here's the kcf file for the Key Cafe layout: https://files.catbox.moe/yrdlpr.kcf
? Where are the buttons for dad jokes
Dad jokes are made in person. Short messages are preferable, OK. 👍
Your mother and I are getting divorced
K . 👍
But how will my dad type out text messages in letter form with this?
👍