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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 months ago

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!!!!!

[–] WillySpreadum@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I could never date someone who doesn’t remember the Vine Era

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[–] Shyfer@ttrpg.network 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

I've been rewatching old seasons of The Great British Bake Off and it blew my mind when one of the hosts said he played Old Greg. Does anyone remember that weird ass online sketch?

[–] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Noel Fielding is a well-known British comedian, mate

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[–] Daze@kbin.social 10 points 7 months ago

Link, he come to town

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Gonads in the lightning! In the lightning!

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[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ring goes on, ring goes off

[–] gangstamouse@sopuli.xyz 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I will very occasionally throw a LegendaryFrog reference into conversation. I've only ever had one person get it, but man oh man did it make my day when it finally happened.

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[–] 4am@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’m the captain of the gravy train!

[–] tdubmoney@midwest.social 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Oh no, you just shanked my Jenga ship!

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[–] FederatedSaint@beehaw.org 9 points 7 months ago

Everyone loves magical Trevor!

[–] n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago

Shifty five

[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

But I'm le Tired

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Where can you find lions?

[–] So_zetta_slowpoke@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Only in Kenya

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[–] skooma_king@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

I like rusty spooons

[–] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

https://www.stickgames.com was awesome

[–] n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

AddictingGames.com was another great one

Miniclip too

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

CRAB BATTLE

[–] 50MYT@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (4 children)

#Base

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[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Spank my monkey. You know you want to.

I've seen things! I've seen them with my eyes!

4 STR 4 STAM leather belt? [Restricted breathing]

And this! Originally hosted on Albino Black sheep, it's one of my favorite sappy love stories ever.

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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Zeekyboogydoog

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[–] Jode@midwest.social 7 points 7 months ago

B B B B B B B B 🍓🕐

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm in ur base and killin ur d00dz

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Liquid Generation SABOTAGE

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 7 months ago

Crab battle!

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Yo, tag me in! We gonna watch some Neil Cicierega and Brad Neely.

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