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[–] undercrust@lemmy.ca 94 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Texting on a WiFi iPod, amazing

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 53 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You can achieve anything with the right dice roll.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Through RNGesus all things are possible, so jot that down.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Now, this is the episode the world needs

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago

It's definitely a real thing. It's an internet texting app. There were a bunch of them, and I used one when I had an iPod touch.

[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 71 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The crispness of this photo for such an ancient screenshot is incredible

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They upscaled and restored an internet artifact. A meme archivist.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They're doing HD remastered memes now?

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Can't wait to get Charlie Bit My Finger on bluray.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What strikes me is, how old it is, how close the time stamp is to the precise anniversary of the original.

Indeed, almost exactly 12 years to the hour (depending on timezone). I wonder if this was intentional on the part of OP?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Now I desperately want to see it crushed into oblivion where you can almost count the pixels

[–] Vej@lemm.ee 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is there a Fedi for looking for D&D groups?

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You fell for the trap. Roll to see if you can escape. Your game has begun.

[–] Vej@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My dice roller app said I got a 19. It's on.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You needed a 20 to escape. Now back to the cauldrons of deeper consciousness. You awaken on a bed made of old wood and only a candle lighting a room.

It was small, maybe 10x10. There is a side table with a key, to unlock the door and a book.

You must roll to choose one or the other. One leads to knowledge ahead. The other is your way out.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Setting a lvl 1 trap to DC 20 makes me iffy about starting a campaign with you.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You are now the DM.

Sucker!

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Rocks fall, everyone dies.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

That's how I like my DMs. Always trying to kill the party.

[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I would like to use the book to beat down the door.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Two days later, "Would you like to invest in a fantastic crypto opportunity with me? "

[–] Atin@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'd love to learn to play D&D

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Unless you live in a very tiny town, you probably have a local game store. If you do, go in and make friends and you'll find someone to show you the way.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago (2 children)

go in and make friends

These are some "draw the rest of the owl" instructions right here.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

If there are two places in this world a socially awkward person can make new friends, it's a game store and a comic book store.

You don't even have to do it in a "normal" way. In fact, in a game store, just saying, "those dice look cool" would be enough.

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Roll20.net has some free games you can join. I'd suggest 5e to start, and using 5e.tools for looking stuff up

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

for someone who doesn't know D&D, dungeons and dragons will likely sound very scary

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I would say definitely would sound like BDSM related

[–] dwalin@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It can be...when you coming over?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 7 months ago

As soon as I get untied.

[–] 0nekoneko7@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

very persistent guy.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What if you have a cold black dried up heart that is unable to relate to imaginary characters?

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

so...

Satan bureaucrat.

Too close to my real life.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

You say that as if those people don't game anyway.

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

Random person messaging you to play dnd? Yes pls

[–] AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

Actually nostalgic

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

That sounds like a threat...what's the catch?

[–] Joep@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

maybe this is just his strategy to find more people to play with

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

I wish this would happen to me

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

I'm gonna need at least 3 day notice to prepare my backstory text~~book~~

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