maybe this is just his strategy to find more people to play with

Baby shark is banned in our household

i could name a few

The beatings will continue until morale improves

Only thing more pirated than Windows products are Adobe products. Smallest violin, etc etc

Chocolate Starfish and Hotdog Flavored Water was one of their later, shitty CDs. Had to clarify bc i figured this was a reach of a reference.

did 7-Eleven steal from Limp Bizkit?!

i never thought of this in that way before. it is meta squared

https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/11/25/stop-or-ill-say-stop-again-yells-mom-known-for-empty-threats/

Exactly, why wait until their first job to teach them about taxes and the free market. Crush their spirit while they're young!

it's not fair!

my kid mostly plays in the dirt