WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO BURN THE PASTA
this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2023
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THE MORNING
PASTA HAS
VANQUISHED THE
TERRIBLE NIGHT (PASTA)
Castlevania: Circle of the Front Burner
Castlevania: Simon's Lunch
Castlevania: Dawn of Supper
If your food isn't cooked on the Symphony of the Night stove then I don't want it
Burnt? No, dinner has just gone through a DARK METAMORPHOSIS
You new castlevania game was Bloodstained:Ritual of the Night, and it's amazing!
Unless you got tricked into getting the terrible switch version. Utter crap, I definitely regret backing the game. They had the gall to tell us the game would work on Wii U and Vita back then. In the end it was almost unplayable on the Switch.
I got a PC version long after that (only because it was cheap), and yeah, that one is good.
yea, I did the same thing. Switch version is garbage. PC version is fantastic, and it runs great on the steam deck.
I still haven't beat that one, but I own 2 copies somehow. I really liked their 8bit one that they made a stretch goal for the Kickstarter.
yea, I love the hidden 8 bit levels and getting the pixelated items and such.
Blasphemous is so good too
I love the randomizer mode, it never gets old for me
Who needs a stove? If you’re hungry, have some wall meat.
Wall chicken 🍗
What is a Range!?
A miserable bowl of crumbs.
[tosses aside bottle of olive oil]
Now have at you!
That's a weired looking pachinko machine.
Wife saying we need a new range.
My eyes light up as I tell her - for her money is no object, I will get her the bestest one ever!!
It was not by my hand that I am once again baking cake. I was brought here by my wife, who wished to make her dessert.
Obra prima de algum brasileirinho iluminado!!
não foi eu
!ithadtobebrazil
tinha que ser
ué, não vi nada na foto que entrega se é daqui mesmo ou nao
This edit is so bad lol
How do you know?
Just look at the front, really badly cut image and the perspective is all wrong, besides I’ve already seen the original
Hey don't worry! The new Castlevania is cookin :)
Ahhh alucard, still cooking with gas I see? I'll not ask you to switch to an electric stove, but I demand you stop baking at once!
It's all fun and games until you get to the Inverted Range
Now that's a dedicated fan.
What would you rather have though
Induction.
I personally prefer ceramic, though it might just be that i have only cooked with really bad induction ones.
This is tempting
If I have to pick, this range and a copy of dracula X and SOTN rather than a probable disappointment from present day Konami
Ummm... This is fake people
Fake people? All I see is an oven with Castlevania photoshopped all over it.
What's the point of putting a design on the sides that no one will see once the stove is installed?
I think you just have to leave it freestanding like an arcade cabinet.