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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 46 points 6 months ago (4 children)

How’s the robot vaginas coming along?

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 32 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It feels you doing a bad job.

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

The future is HERE. If it laughs when you take your cock out then it's a 1:1 simulation

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Does it take half your stuff too?

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

90s laugh track

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

FYI, you’re supposed to let her take it out.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 months ago
[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 months ago

E-girl E-skin

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what it'll do to human reproduction rates when we have those.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Just make it a robotic succubus/incubus and it’ll be fine.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Asking the real questions

[–] dukethorion@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

...I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Incredibly advanced AI, yet it couldn't fix the German accent. My Google Home speaker can do better.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There will be a day when a robot crushes it's digit in a machine and learns that we gave it the ability to feel pain.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Solution: wrap all machines in skin, and several eyes, and ears, so it can sense if it's about to injure someone. And at least one mouth do that it can communicate a warning.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago
[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 months ago

People will really make a Synth instead of meeting someone

[–] OutrageousUmpire@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Would it be able to replace people skin too? I’m starting to saggy and spotty.

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 3 points 6 months ago

Yay, more uncanny valley robots.