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[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 108 points 4 months ago

My mother would always just say "Fine then, don't eat", and then I'd get hungry later and she'd say that's just too bad

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 54 points 4 months ago

"If you don't eat you'll regret it!"

"Slippery slope."

[-] Baizey@feddit.dk 1 points 3 months ago

Because of the implications?

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

For me it was "Fine then, dont eat" and i wouldnt eat anything

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 68 points 4 months ago

" I own you, have absolute authority over you and don't care about your opinion of it"

"Oh a forum mod"

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago
[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 month ago

Even lemm.ee's mods? That sucks.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 44 points 4 months ago

She's about to break both his arms.

Then he'll need his mommy.

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

Cum laudely.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 23 points 4 months ago

We're on a different forum now.

These days the kids can buy a machine that does (up to) 700 strokes per minute.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Different forum but the same people.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

I think it depends on the make, model and even the situation

Different strokes for different folks

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago

Ah yes, the mom with the good arms.

[-] Toes@ani.social 44 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I detect the fallacist's fallacy.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

What about the phallus's fallacy?

[-] ErgoPropterHo@lemmynsfw.com 38 points 4 months ago

My porn acct name is finally relevant

[-] thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 months ago

it’s pro hoc, not cum hoc. which is to not say that it is not objectively, very funny.

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 37 points 4 months ago

ha ha your mom hock my cum every night thru my jorts lol gottem

[-] lapes@kbin.social 8 points 4 months ago
[-] nahuse@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

In this case, then, it would be pro hoc, since the crankiness comes after the not eating.

Right?

[-] CTDummy@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

I though it was post hoc, ergo propter hoc? After the fact, therefore because of the fact?

[-] nahuse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah, that’s what I mean.

The person I was responding to was comparing it to cum hoc which means that the two events being considered simultaneously, which I don’t think is correct.

[-] Quik@infosec.pub 2 points 3 months ago

I think you might mean "post hoc…" which is a more specific case of "cum hoc…" and sets focus on time/order of events

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 4 months ago

The Phallusy Fallacy: "You're dick, therefore fuck you."

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