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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 191 points 2 months ago

I’d rather come across a women in a dinosaur costume then a dinosaur in a woman costume if I was alone in the woods.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Damn right, buds.

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 2 months ago

Normally, an image would have already been posted of the cover art for Bear by Marian Engel, and though it doesn't apply here, there's always someone looking out for our needs

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

but... but a dinosaur is actually like strong and...

oh wait, you already picked the person. i was so ready to be fragile about it

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[-] moog@lemm.ee 155 points 2 months ago

That's a lot of lusty argonian maids

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 116 points 2 months ago

Even though this is an obviously AI generated picture (which makes it funnier BTW), this seems like a fun shenanigan to pull on the weekends.

The best part is that nobody will recognize you with the velociraptor masks on.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

Clever girl.

[-] goldenbough@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The most unbelievable part is Hagerstown.

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[-] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Careful with this kind of jokes, it needs to be as obvious as possible that it is one. Some people are morons and can become violent for shit like this. Remember the guy who got shot dressed as a scary clown (probably as a joke)

[-] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It IS obvious though. Look at the closeup of the one wearing red. Now look at the sidewalk.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Now look at your man. Now back to me.

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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 80 points 2 months ago

Is this real? Because wife material.

[-] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 63 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think it's AI unfortunately.

Either that or just regular photoshop.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 2 months ago

sigh I'll never meet a sexy, single dino lady.

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I mean there are entire conventions, but you’ll struggle with “hot”.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 8 points 2 months ago

If you're referring to furry conventions, then I'll chime in and say there are plenty of hot people in the furry community. They just usually aren't the ones who get mocked on social media for being awkward.

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Also there's lots of hot people at furry cons, at least the ones that didn't engineer some really efficient cooling for their suits.

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[-] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

you mean crosswalks don't usually end diagonally in the middle of the street?

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I know the Facebook account it's posted from is a parody account. I cannot say anything about the veracity of the pictures.

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[-] Klear@lemmy.world 68 points 2 months ago

Clever girls...

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago

That's disgusting! At what time are they there?

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

Yes, and at what cross streets? I really want to make sure that I avoid them.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 2 months ago

Just to be sure I know the place and time to avoid them, I'll be coming with you guys

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Good plan. We'll just head down there really quick and take a peak so we know exactly what it is that we're avoiding.

[-] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 months ago
[-] rubicon@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago
[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Fearection*

It leads to a terrorgasm

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Oh god.... I just realized, "Lot Lizards"

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Whoever painted the lines on that street was drunk.

(Yeah, I know it’s AI generated, that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.)

[-] queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 months ago

God forbid women do anything!

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 months ago

Are all scalies this based?

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 8 points 2 months ago

Absolutely. 😄

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[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago
[-] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago

Jokes on them, I’m into that shit.

[-] match@pawb.social 18 points 2 months ago

INFORMATION NEEDED: her discord handle

[-] uis@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago
[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's dragons, not dinosaurs. Common mistake.

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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

women in dinosaur costumes?

The furries got some catch up to play now.

[-] SVcross@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

You would think these are costumes....

[-] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I'm having flashbacks of... fades to black

Ralof: Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[-] banazir@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Huh. David Icke was right all along. Who knew?

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Keep it up, ladies 🤣

[-] Mechaguana@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago

Ill shed a tear once the cons outscale the pros when it comes to leaving them alone in their lots.

[-] Mugly12@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

That seems about right for Hagerstown

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

~~Harassing~~ existing in public.

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