Crumb rule (lemmy.world)
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[-] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 31 points 1 week ago

Crush them in the wrapper. Open one end and pour directly in mouth. This is an advanced technique because one slip up and you will launch those crumbs.

You invented the granola pixie stix

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Should have read the whole comment before starting rather than following step by step. This hospital clean room is ruined!

Also, the immunocompromised patient died but whatevs. That's pretty much what they do 🤷

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

I had one this weekend and am still finding crumbs under my foreskin.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

At least you got the chunks your shoved in your bumm out.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 week ago

See the trick is, smashing it up before you open it. Then just open one side enough so you can pour the chucks out into your mouth

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 8 points 1 week ago

This works, but if you inhale while doing it you will die.

[-] alyth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nature Valley disappeared off the shelves where I live and it makes me so sad ;o; I feel so lonely without my weevils :(

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I used to pack these with condoms. I would eat them after sex to see how much of my shit they're willing to deal with. Only two people ever kicked me out. Good times.

Microwave it for a bit and it becomes a chewy snack

[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

nah i just be unbelievably careful.

[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Impressive. We shall follow your career with great interest!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 week ago

These are like the worst granola bars in existence.

[-] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I like them but they're too difficult to eat so I never get them

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago
[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You might want to talk to your dentist if granola bars are hurting your teeth.

this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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