And then everybody clapped
this post was submitted on 16 May 2024
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We need a bot that comments this for every single greentext
That sounds fun. How hard could it be?
Every script kiddie after a single class in uni knows how to make one. That's why reddit had so many annoying bots that did fuckall but tried to be funny.
Like that stupid reminder bot.
Jokes one everyone; it doesn’t work anymore. What happy day that was.
Reminder bot at least had a purpose and had to be manually triggered by someone to act. I'm talking about the annoying ones, like the spelling bot, it just scraped as much as it could, looked for common spelling errors and corrected people. Good thing bots were getting banned left and right. People aren't original. When on /freefolk the Bobby bot got successful via a meme, there were like 10 other copycats the next week, made by people who didn't know that nobody called the character "bobby" unless they wanted to invoke it. So then, a bot would pop up for writing Tyrion, Cersei, Tywin, etc, which were used always, since it was a fandom subreddit.
I liked the spelling bots. You can always just spell "you're" correctly. Or never use it and just use "you are" every time you can.
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I don't see why it would be fake, there's nothing unbelievable about it. I mean it is a greentext but there's no reason to, y'know
Anon has a wife
Red flag right there
Also a gf. And a friend. Triple flag
There's also a point where you don't have to care. It's a good story and you can enjoy it on that basis.
Even if it didn't really happen to whoever wrote it, you know it's really happened to someone at some point.
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Fake and gay ☕
I've always loved that the dickhead king is the same actor as the goofy boss from Super Troopers.
for once it actually is gay when you say that
I do not care how true or untrue this may be.
Upvote for wholesome.
Except the cheating part.
It's obviously not a good thing but, in this particular case, it was the cheating promoting a very wholesome outcome.
The cheater got the boot. The cheated got ahead in life.
Game. Set. Match.
This is why, as a straight dude, I wholeheartedly support everyone in the LGBTQ+ community. They're people, just like everyone else, and I'm sure there's some that are just terrible people, but on the whole, they're just folks trying to find their happiness just like everyone else.
I consider myself an ally, and I'll use any power I have to promote equality for everyone; whether that entails voting against people who would take their rights away, or try to silence them or whatever, speaking out against tyranny or judgemental asshats... It doesn't matter.
IMO, we are people first. Your choice in name, pronouns, gender identity, sexual orientation, etc, are all secondary to the fact that you are a human person deserving of all the same rights and privileges afforded to everyone else.
My favorite (tongue in cheek) comment, specifically about (gay) marriage is that LGBTQ+ people should have the right to be just as unhappy as the rest of us, in marriage.
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I don't care whether this story is true or not but I can absolutely confirm that lesbian friends fucking rock
My friends have reciprocated every ounce of support I've given, have helped be to better myself, boosted my confidence, have given me perspectives on life and interpersonal interaction that I otherwise may have been blind to, and are generally wonderful to be around.
Sorry to rant just really love my friends and wanted to tell people they are missing out although of course your experience may vary
You could say it's over Für Elise
No. You cannot say that.
But he already did, whatcha gonna do now?
I will stridently, and with great determination, do nothing at all.
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"Let's call her Elise" clear redditor giveaway.
Lesbian friends are eternal
Isn't that the new My Little Pony movie?
They are still after me, generations have passed and those lesbian friends of my great great great great father do not how to quit
I tried stabbing, burning, decapitation, even slicing them up in little pieces using a blender. They always return
I do not know how much longer I can take it, this bloodline needs to end with me, it is the only way for the curse to end. The curse of the eternal lesbians
.* becomes gay .*
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Fake but people will upvote anything that creates propaganda for their preferred narrative 🙄. No critical thinking.
And what the kind of "propaganda" is this creating, exactly? Do you even know what that word means?
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Faking stuff on 4chan? A lie on the Internets?
If my spouse was on 4chan, yeah I’d too do everything to destroy them forever
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