I'm on Lemmy

Most people around me are significantly less me than me.

The street address?

I live in my house, they don't.

I'm normal /s

They're middle-aged, while I'm... blessed with experience.

Compared to them, I'm broke. My street has 1.8mil+ houses on it. We got a super good deal on this place, it's getting leased to us at cost.

We have to drive 10 minutes away to go grocery shopping. Not that there aren't stores around here, but who wants to pay $8.39 for a box of organic hippy brand cereal?

Don't really know, I've never talked to any of them.

I live in my house, they live in theirs.

They're conservative Christians and I'm a socialist atheist 🤷‍♂️

I'm a foreigner. Most aren't. I work from home. Most don't. I drink kava everyday. I doubt anybody else does.

nothing. I am a very ordinary earthling in a very ordinary and nondescript living area. Everything is very very typical and does not stand out at all.

I think we're the only middle aged couple with no kids on this street and adjacent ones. Every couple I've seen even remotely near our age when we walk our dog either has children or a pram.

Did try to make friends with some new neighbours a while back that were roughly our age. Very friendly first chat, they were both enthusiastic about greeting us - they approached us first.

The first thing they asked was whether we had children, when we said no they were visibly disappointed and seemed to lack interest in furthering the conversation.

I don't own a car

I’m the only one with a key to this door

They’re all cunts. I’m not quite so bad.

I'm the only one not buying or selling drugs

I ride a bike as my primary form of transit.

My NZ accent

My neighbors come in two main flavors: they're all either devoutly religious or think the moon is hollow. I'm just a regular atheist, guys, stop freaking out about fake shit!

Nobody is ever outside, unless they are mowing their lawn. Even when its nice out

Language skills. I suck at the local language. The rest of them are native speakers.

They do things the way they want while I'm doing them the way I want. Which is clearly the superior way (though they disagree).

Age. I live in a beach community and most my neighbors are all retirees.

No kids and I drive a shit car.

I am not on Nextdoor, despite the invites.

What a strange question to ask

Can I ask what brought this about?

They don't know I'm watching them.

I'm always watching.