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submitted 5 months ago by possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I feel like I’m watching interdimensional cable

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is this what it feels like to be having a stroke?

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

I don't think having a good mom stick reduces the chance of stroke

[–] ASaltPepper@lemmy.one 8 points 5 months ago

When I saw the functional moss I was sold!

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wanna see the baby square!

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago

I want to know how cheaping out on a mom stick leads to baby death

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

It's like guerrilla ad for Black Mirror.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

The Onion is back!

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago

My mum didn't have a Mums Stick, but my Dads Stick was girthy as sin, but maliable enough to rest across a baguette.