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[–] readthemessage 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Some cells will grow up indeed, too many of them, in fact.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Everyone's all about that unlimited economic growth, but if unlimited growth happens in your body, it's suddenly a bad thing? Grow up

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What if I named it ' the demon core'?

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 5 months ago

Just don't tickle it with a screwdriver.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

They don't taste spicy. How many times do I have to lick to unlock it's power?

[–] D3m0li5h3r@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

You already gave. Lisan-al-gaib!!!

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

You're already using the wrong it's/it's variant - your mental capacity is falling!

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

You keep it under your tongue until other foods get spicy.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Belzebubulubu@mujico.org 1 points 5 months ago

To the place

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Spicy rocks. Tasty spicy rocks.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

I use it in all my cooking. My family is deathly ill.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My magic rocks do something. Trust me. Crystals and turquoise are for rubes but this magic rock is named after a planetoid so it has special energy. Buy these very expensive magic rocks instead of the cheaper ones at the woo store.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But I have part of a magic rock in my smoke detector

[–] nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Na, those are fake, made from putting this toxic synthetic "plutonium" stuff in this big machine called a reactor.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Cl ever wording there, but somehow I'm salty about it.

[–] lazzerot@startrek.website 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

(I hope this works, it should show a shitty meme I made on my phone)

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It shows a meme, unsure if shit post or not.

[–] lazzerot@startrek.website 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's a screenshot of a character from the TV adaption of The Expanse, Jules-Pierre Mao. He's famous for doing experiments with radiation ::: spoiler minor Leviathan Wakes/Season 1 spoiler and neglecting any human rights while doing so. :::

[–] Arcynic@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Geiger counter goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[–] urda@lebowski.social 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I saw graphite on the ground.

[–] Joining8523@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 5 months ago

Get this man to the infirmary; he's delusional

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

[–] stembolts@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You have to swallow the rock for the cure.

Do it, eat the rock. It will make things better.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's still a lot of rocks and other substances that are very mildly radioactive. Many of them are in your home. You might even call them "bricks".

The fact is it takes a specific level of hazard to affect a person, and bluntly, we're exposed to "safe" radiation levels all the time.

And to finish this, radiation poisoning doesn't require your belief. It will fuck your shit up while you scream about how you don't believe in it. That's a bit like saying that you don't believe in the killdozer at your door, it's not real. Meanwhile, your feeble statements and beliefs, and indeed, your fucking house won't stop the killdozer from murdering the fuck out of you.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 5 months ago

Fool. I can see the killdozer at my door, that's why it's real. Radiation, viruses, etc. can't see those, ergo they are not real. Q.E.D.

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Where are all the Comrade Dyatlov memes? 🙄

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

I know this isn't a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme but it is a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme