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Bigfoot rule (i.ibb.co)

submitted 5 months ago by LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 31 points 5 months ago

We all know they want the big D, all these "hunting" are just for show.

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 19 points 5 months ago

I crave the sweet forbidden love of the Sasquatch, there is no substitute.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 points 5 months ago

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this book cover.

[-] Lath@kbin.earth 7 points 5 months ago

Probably sequel to the bear one. Yearly hibernation doesn't really work for a long term relationship...

[-] prex@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I too have known unconventional love:

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 25 points 5 months ago

His names bigfoot not bigdick

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 months ago

Know what they say about guys with big hands, feet and dicks right?

They're sasquatch....

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Damn I didn’t know I’m Sasquatch

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I was joking with my sister that maybe those super experienced outdoorsmen who encountered bigfoot, whom I've noticed are almost always older gentlemen, were just too embarrassed to say they were getting too old to continue doing woodsy stuff, so they instead say they saw Bigfoot and it scared them from going into the woods.

[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

And by woodsy stuff, I assume you do mean handling Sasquatch's massive stiffy

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Humans have proportionally the biggest dicks by far out of the primates. Samsquanch probably doesn't have a big enough dick to be threatening.

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 months ago

a chimp can rip your nose off, if an ape-thing starts sprinting at you you sprint in the opposte direction. frankly if you take the time to check for an erection you're already fucked regardless