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Polishing rule (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Kiwi_fruit@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] casmael@lemm.ee 60 points 3 months ago

They would if they could tbh

[-] Regalia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 3 months ago

I guess you could do some bullshit with RFID maybe

[-] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago

Always-on front camera to track if an incoming polishing is detected

[-] latsss@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 3 months ago

We'll send a report about the incident to Apple and your warranty is void since now.

[-] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 3 months ago

Wasn't there a real issue with their "nano texture" matte screens and other cloths?

[-] tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

No, you're the one wiping it wrong. /s

[-] Juviz@feddit.de 3 points 3 months ago

Yes, that’s why that type of screen was discontinued for a while

[-] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 32 points 3 months ago

Drink verification can

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

10% chance of exploding

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

See, that's how you get viruses.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Bluetooth cloth.

[-] Noedel@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Please don't give them an idea

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