this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2024
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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

capitalist-woke

Somehow it's even more ugly when it's painted.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

There is an uncanny valley between it and a LED billboard

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

I, a person who identifies JP/Morgan, pull my Lockheed Martin pride socks up to start the day. I then get in my vegan deli meat Cybertruck..

[–] copandballtorture@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I've had Prime Roots products and they're actually worthwhile. Better than Field Roast slices, better than Tofurky slices. They do a deli Salami, a Ham, and a Turkey. Too bad they bought this monstrosity but I'll keep eating that garage

[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Too bad they bought this monstrosity

They need the rough edges on the doors to slice the salami.

[–] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Soylent salami is made of school kids crossing the road on their way home

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

I'd still smash the windows with a baseball bat

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

I mentally shorted out for a second while looking at this.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

What if we kissed soviet-bashful by the vegan deli meat wrapped cybertruck?!?!?!?

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

tax write offs are the best!

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

They spilled a lot of meat all over a road to bring us this