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[–] someone@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Sterling Archer, age 50.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

D. B. Cooper

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That's not him - right?

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Michael Keaton playing the Jimmy Stewart role in that weird rotoscoped remake of Anatomy of a Murder

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Is this Lev Parnas?

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Gman from half life

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Beat me to it!

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

the senate parliamentarian funkadelarian

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

saul-stare

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Car salesman

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

My dad owns a dealership bro.

Bro, my dad is the fuckin' president.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Old Sheldon

[–] fen@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

boe jiden

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Julius Caesar

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

bernie sanders, hes right there

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Joe Biden, deaged with CGI.

[–] dragThruGardenPlz@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

My proctologist

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

I think I sold some crack to that guy...

[–] Zodiark@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Hunter Robinette Biden, son of the current President of the United States of America, Joseph Belden.

[–] Darthsenio_Mall@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

allen hynek

petyr baelish

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Stephen Colbert after LASIK

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Mike Truck

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

a racist guy but in italics

[–] astronot@midwest.social 4 points 5 months ago

J. Edgar Hoover

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Jeffenauld "Jeff" Blythewhite-Smytheton IV, heir to the A1 Sauce empire and, after a series of freak yachting accidents and Hapsburg-style stillbirths, owns 4% of Kraft-Heinz.

his great grandfather invented an escape proof mechanism for child-sized manacles and made his fortune in "transatlantic shipping".

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Leans Sketchman

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Robert Mueller

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

The future president of the united states of america

[–] Storm@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Rusty Shackleford

[–] itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com 3 points 5 months ago

Nic Cage vibes.

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

It me, arent I handsome?

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

A landlord

[–] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

Moe