Crowds gathered on the square in front of the 14-story hotel to celebrate the fall of the Soviet Union. Now, Hotel Ukraine is up for auction as part of an effort to sell off some large state assets to help fund the military and bolster an economy
Fucking hell man. If this was a movie, you'd call it lazy writing. Literally 90s 2.0, and they're even making communism the bad guy again somehow.
30+ years of poverty, misery and capitalist plunder, culminating in a devastating military conflict - all because of the USSR is not around anymore. Yet, they go out and "celebrate" its dissolution, surrounded by rivers of literal shit because the "independent" government stole the money that was set aside to repair the sewage system (Soviet-built, by the way). Fucking cucks...
Seriously, though - the US has the best propaganda money can buy.
In terms of the mainstream economic metrics liberal economists always like to cite, Ukraine is the worst performing nation in the world since the Yeltsin coup. You can even ignore the last four years to take the war and covid out of the picture, the story remains the same.
Out of all the formerly Soviet states, Ukraine is the closest to the US, is portrayed as being the most "western," and is the one which gave up its resources to western [allied] kleptocrats.
Meanwhile the post Soviet states which kept some level of resource and economic nationalism, and while capitalist at least have a national bourgeoisie rather than an Atlanticist one, are much better off in terms of their real economies and sovereignty.
In other words, the most free(c) and democratic(tm)
Out of all the formerly Soviet states, Ukraine is the closest to the US, is portrayed as being the most "western,"
Not to take away from the rest of your comment (which I agree with), but surely the most "culturally americanized" would be one of the baltics?
There's an argument to be made there. In terms of the lived reality in the Baltics that's entirely likely. In terms of the second point though, the portrayal of westernized, there just isn't as much media or political attention on the Baltic countries in the US. In Europe there is some, given Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania are EU members, but that's more on a dry international relations level.
This may just be my subjective take on it all though.
This was always the plan, btw
Yeah, we were making jokes and passing this link (https://privatization.gov.ua/en/) around back in early 2022
State Property Fund of Ukraine was created in 1991 for the purpose of selling off state assets, so you're 100% correct.
☝️ As I’ve been telling libs for the last two years.
Sounds like it's literally going along the plan set by 
Embraces? They've been doing this since the American funded Nazi coup?
They have websites for it! You can buy a sparkling wine factory right now! Deals large and small. Everything must go!
Zelensky went and rang the bell on Wall st and announced that the country was for sale!
This is what the Americans want to do (again) to Russia too. This is the whole point of the war.
And since they couldn't get in in Russia, they'll settle for Europe instead.
Do they have an extra carburator? I'm trying to restore my dad's old car
Soviet Union Gang stay winning 
How is this winning?
Ukraine isn't in the Soviet Union, wdym?
Exactly. Soviet Union no longer exists, and its constituents are getting ripped apart and sold for scrap. How the hell is that winning?