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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 172 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Btw this is a parody account

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 97 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Hildegarde@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It says (parody) in the name.

This is twitter, because elon lacks reading comprehension, so the rules require parody to be clearly marked.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 14 points 4 months ago

Musk says he has Asperger's, so that'd be fair if he also wasn't a liar.

[–] OsaErisXero@kbin.run 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

For parody it would have to be untrue, yes?

[–] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

...it didn't even register with me until i read this comment. I didn't even realize something was amiss. FML.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 124 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Not every racist is a police officer...

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 62 points 4 months ago (1 children)

... But every police officer is racist!

[–] Rookwood@lemmy.world 53 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] OsaErisXero@kbin.run 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Even if it's obvious, it's still important to say

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 7 points 4 months ago

I added that line because they got downvoted, assumed it was because someone thought it was just a statement rather than starting that train of thought

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Hashtag notallracists

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 57 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, some of them are prosecutors

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 4 months ago
[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 62 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Keep in mind they usually travel in pairs!

[–] Eczpurt@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

As luck would have it, I've got a similar number of hands

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

What rolls down stairs

Alone or in pairs

Roll over your neighbors dog

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Who will roll you down the stairs

Confiscate your wares

May even shoot your dog

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 months ago

It's cops, cops, cops!

[–] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

It's hogs, hogs, hogs

[–] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One can read, the other one can write

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 months ago

Ooh, someone’s from a fancy pants big city where the cops went to high school.

[–] numberfour002@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 3 points 4 months ago

The recommended number of anuses is one

[–] Spaceinv8er@sh.itjust.works 39 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Whenever I see something like this I feel I must defend my friend who's a cop.

Before being a cop he was a lifeguard at a beach and my bassist.

Baywatch may tell you differently, but being a lifeguard is a seasonal job, and not a career. The next level of being a lifeguard is becoming a cop, so he did, and he has only beaten one black man so far.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

As part of the minimum training.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 4 months ago

TIL lifeguards are racist.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

The handle. It's a satire account