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[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 87 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

This is my greatest anxiety about the chance of having a gay child. I mean, alongside the systemic oppression they will face.

But also, I'm both afraid I'll make this joke and regret it. And also afraid I'll pass on the chance to make this joke and regret it.

Plus the systemic oppression thing. That too.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Just make the joke, it is your obligation as a father. It would also greatly diffuse the situation and cooly tell your kid that you're fine with it and still love them, and that nothing will change between you two.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 10 points 11 months ago

Just make the joke, it is your obligation as a father.

I'll hold onto that. Hopefully my kids would worry about me if I somehow didn't make the joke, at this point, anyway.

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

As someone who came out and didn’t speak to their father for a year, this would have been a much better response to my coming out.

We’re good now though, it’s been 30 years.

[–] readthemessage 9 points 11 months ago

The best part about the cartoon is that you can pass the joke at first, then send the cartoon later anyway

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 11 months ago
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wish my kid was gay just so I could do this.

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"but Daaad, I am straight."

"WHAT, GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'VE FOUND YOUR KINK"

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sexual orientation isn't really a kink but lol

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

He can come out as something suitably unacceptable, like a breeder.

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 0 points 11 months ago

It can be ;)

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What do I say when I actually laugh out loud? Lol doesn't work anymore.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Right? You have to type it all out like you did.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Zacryon@lemmy.wtf 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

These eyes look really wrong and weird, considering that the remaining drawing looks realistic.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

That makes it a 100 times better

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

The dude says lol LMAO 🤣

[–] 4rs3n1k@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 months ago
[–] thefrankring@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Plot twist: he meant gay as cheerful.

[–] ToucheGoodSir@lemy.lol 2 points 11 months ago
[–] notsure@fedia.io -5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

....lateral dispersion is not an answer, but delay...ask dad and grandad about the Y...teehee

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] notsure@fedia.io 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

until the 60's, nude swimming was the norm...

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] notsure@fedia.io 1 points 11 months ago

agrivar....hahahahahha