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[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Paging the “how can we monetize peertube” dude that went aggro on the fediverse community few days ago.

[–] FediMonetThrow@ttrpg.network 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

@onlinepersona@programming.dev


I don't think there's a barrier to monetizing beyond developer motivation to write it. Though, I also like strange ideas like providing users the ability to sell irrevocable advertising space next to their comments as NFTs if they have these ads enabled.

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Though, I also like strange ideas like providing users the ability to sell irrevocable advertising space next to their comments as NFTs if they have these ads enabled

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[–] fluxc0@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

if this actually happens i may just take up farming

[–] smpl@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's the last stage of being a FOSS developer.

[–] fluxc0@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

enlightenment

[–] FediMonetThrow@ttrpg.network 19 points 4 months ago

Just imagine

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 months ago

Oh come on, the potential for shenanigans would be massive.

[–] justdoitlater@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Yeah, brands would love to pay for advertising space in "ifuckedyourmom" user posts about how hitler was such a nice guy after all.

[–] nintendiator@feddit.cl 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes but IMO the merge conflict PPV would work and be awesome, and the straight-up bribery already works.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 months ago

The guy doing the bribing is never dumb enough to take over maintaining it though 8(

[–] recursive_recursion@programming.dev 46 points 4 months ago (1 children)

saving so I have a baseline of what not to do

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Microsoft: saving so I have a baseline ~~of what not to do~~ for our GitHub 2025 roadmap

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago

Rebrand Github as an MMO were people fight for code dominance.

[–] amenji@programming.dev 30 points 4 months ago

Literally buy me a coffee and deliver it straight to my house.

[–] IsoSpandy@lemm.ee 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Man the last one really hits home. I would transfer all of my github projects for a stable livable job

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

What's your area of expertise? In my experience software jobs that pay a livable wage are pretty common, it's finding one that isn't miserable work for a terrible company that's the tricky part.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago

Bottom left one is laughable. I don't think we'd have Mongo, Elastic, and Redis all on SSPL if that was true. (And yes, I know this post is a joke, I'm not trying to suggest it was a real suggestion.)