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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 65 points 3 months ago

They aren't sending their best.

[-] CrunkBy@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago

And we had 230 years to do something about this. Unreal!

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 44 points 3 months ago

“When we were kids we were taught that America was basically empty before European settlers got here. We were told that a few Indigenous tribes welcomed these visitors with open arms, but unfortunately that’s not the truth. These European immigrants exterminated the native community,” said Dr. Hammon. “So when conservatives talk about how illegal immigrants are coming to this country and terrorizing people they are absolutely right. They are just a few hundred years too late for it to be true.”

[-] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 32 points 3 months ago

It was so obvious. His face says it all!

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 3 months ago

He should have used a smallpox-blanket then.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com -2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If we are using the Cleopatra wasn't African she was Greek protocols then the USA needs to invade Yorkshire.

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