One does not simply have a nice day when Winter is coming.

Or maybe everybody else will die and he’ll be the last human remaining.

Drawing by ND Stevenson, author of Nimona

He did alright in Sharpe

Even as a video game character he doesn't survive.

he looks super annoyed though

now that’s a project for 2025 I can get behind

Maybe one where he's trying to film a fantasy movie he's also starring in. The opening scene is his execution, all dramatic like in GoT, but when the guy swings the axe the head doesn't fall off and everybody gets sprayed with blood because it's a mannequin.

Smash cut to Sean Bean in normal clothes yelling "Cut! cut! Can we please turn the blood off?"

His role in The Frankenstein Chronicles always made me chuckle.

What was that weird movie where he leads a small troop of guys into a small town and gets suspicious of the people there and then they draw and quarter him? Because that was honestly even more brutal.

There's almost certainly already fluffy fanfic about that.

Sharpe always seemed to be having much more fun than anyone around him, but that was Napoleanic era.

And he died anyway

Do you count the Sharpe series? It's all early-1800s warfare, but he's the main guy for like eight seasons.

He was sort of Boromir in Ronin too.

Black Death, anyone ?

"Today is a good day to die!" - The end