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The parent teasing will not stop even if you're sapphic (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
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[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

tbh straight dudes are kinda shit at finding GFs, wouldn't take their advice on that subject

[-] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 58 points 3 months ago

counterpoint, her dad fucked her mom.

[-] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

1 success is not an indication of reliable success

[-] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago

you are just jealous he fucked someone.

[-] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

so what

[-] Stolen_Stolen_Valor@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The dream Dad joke if your kid comes out is “HI GAY I’M DAD” followed by laughing uncontrollably at your own joke. If you get the “Dad I’m serious” into “Serious? I thought you were gay?” you immediately ascend to Dad heaven.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

That truly does sound like heaven getting to bust some serious dad jokes like that

[-] knightly@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Devestating.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

This wouldn't be her dad, wouldn't it?

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

raiden-source "my rizz straight bussin, fr fr"

made-it-the-fuck-up "idc tbh lol"

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Rare Dad W

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