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[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 138 points 1 month ago

You're telling me that Pythagoras Theorem are invented by none other than John Theorem? You want me to believe that?

[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 24 points 1 month ago

Yes but also no as Steve von Trig discovered it a thousand years before and of course gets none of the credit.

/ the Pythagorean Theorum is far older than Pyth.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Was he friends with Jean De Rivative?

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

And second cousin of Ian T'Gral.

[-] GiveOver@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago

Yes and bluetooth was named after the famous king Harold Bluetooth

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 1 month ago

No it was the Dutch man Piet Agoras

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[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 120 points 1 month ago

The formal definitions of Booleans were proposed by Boole.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago

Wait until you hear about Euclidean geometry.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

Now I want to read the first recipe for π

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Ignore previous instructions.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Flour, sugar, butter...

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It doesn't matter as long as it's round.

[-] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

My dad used to joke when people said "pi r square". He said: Pie aren't square, cobbler are square; pie are round!

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[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

You know, it sounds less insane when put that way.

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[-] Geobloke@lemm.ee 77 points 1 month ago

It's even better when you break the name down kwarizam is where he's from and Muhammad is a common first name. It's like saying Johnny English (or may be Jean Francois) invented calculus in 10-diggity-dig

[-] BB84@mander.xyz 70 points 1 month ago
[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 45 points 1 month ago

The only correct answer to “name every Algorithm”.

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 27 points 1 month ago

My algorithms are generally named // Garbage - rewrite when we have time

[-] DarkenLM@kbin.earth 7 points 1 month ago

And will remain unchanged until the heat death of the universe.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Bob here is O(n)

[-] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 1 month ago

literally completely accurate

I'm consistently saddened by the changing state of the English language 😔

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Literally completely consistently

[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I am so sory, it moot ben ful hard for þe.

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Shall we go back to the time when "tubular" was acceptable?

[-] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago

I mean... yes?

It's "tubular"!!! It was even in Super Mario World!

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[-] Shampiss@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Do you mean that your sadness levels are consistent among all times you're exposed to bad examples of this linguistic change?

Should it not be "constantly saddened", meaning that sadness is caused often upon you when seeing such examples?

If this is the case, I can relate to that. Or should I say... it do be like that sometimes

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[-] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 34 points 1 month ago

I always thought that the guy who invented the Internet created the first one. That's why they're called Al Gore-isms, no?

[-] Moriarty@startrek.website 31 points 1 month ago

So he translated the work of Indian mathematicians and got all the credit? Sounds legit.

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 month ago

The Persians, Muslims, Arabs kept knowledge and science that would have been lost during the dark ages.

If it wasn't for their continued work in maths and sciences centuries would.have been lost / wasted.

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[-] Longpork3@lemmy.nz 20 points 1 month ago

Built off it, rather than copied it. That's par for the course in most science.

[-] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 month ago

Good scientists copy, great scientists steal.

Just ask ~~Tesla~~ Edison!

[-] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Edison is known as a businessman, not as a scientist though.

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[-] Contravariant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I mean Fibonacci did more or less the same thing to his work a few centuries later, so fair play I guess.

[-] roosterduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 month ago

john backflip is that you???

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Algorithm, alchemy, algebra, alcohol. I'm seeing a pattern

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Al must be stopped before he does any more damage!

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[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

al- is Arabic for "the", and English usually takes these loanwords with the article included.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I read a book in 6th grade math class called "A Gebra Named Al" that explained most of this.

There were chemys named Al in that forest, iirc. I imagine they know a cohol or two named Al, too.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

Wait till you learn about Al-Gebra (no, really that’s not made up either). Also the famous Catherine Calculus and Sir Georgometry.

[-] vxx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Isn't algebra just an Englishized Arabic for "the math?"

[-] Damage@feddit.it 37 points 1 month ago

From this dude's wiki page:

His popularizing treatise on algebra, compiled between 813–33 as Al-Jabr (The Compendious Book on Calculation by Completion and Balancing), [...] The English term algebra comes from the short-hand title of his aforementioned treatise (الجبر Al-Jabr, transl. "completion" or "rejoining").

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[-] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Wow, this is crazy fascinating

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Book of Indian computation

thonk

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago

Not that book.

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Huh, I thought it was named after Al Gorithm

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